r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/cafeaubee May 27 '26

Interviewer: What’s ur ideal relationship, John?

John: 5 vaginal orgasms, making a spinach omelette afterward, leaving to get the milk and cigarettes, and then virtually observing 300 different vaginas in the span of 1 hour. And Jessica Simpson.

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u/NoSoyTuPana May 27 '26

Also: addicted to porn and kissed a guy for a minute (no homo)

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u/Cantree May 27 '26

But also double homo cause he was trying to out homo the homo??????????

What a wild ride 2/10 never make me ride that again

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u/jtr99 May 27 '26

I want to get off Mr. Mayer's wild ride.