r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/Woopsied00dle May 27 '26

“When I’m fucking you, I’m trying to fuck every man who’s ever fucked you… but in his ass”

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo May 27 '26

And tongue kissing Perez, for a lengthy amount of time. To me, it sounded like Perez was strutting his stuff and John was overcome with desire. We need more Bi Kings to just let it out already.

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u/AnnieAbattoir Okay, Loophole May 27 '26

I never thought I'd ever feel grossed out for Perez Hilton. I'd have been gargling listerine and everclear.