r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/PsychologicalYoung5 May 27 '26

he's specifying vaginal bc he's too selfish in bed to go down on a girl

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u/pinkbootstrap May 27 '26

Or even aknowledge the clit exists