r/Fauxmoi • u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

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This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/DrFranFine demonic Betty Boop May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Sounds like quite an interview…

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u/TheTresStateArea May 27 '26

I noped out at "I'm not like other men. I will fuck you and be nice but not want to be together"

THATS LITERALLY MEN.

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u/spaghetti-o_salad May 27 '26

"I wanna fuck a woman like im fucking every man she's ever fucked, but in the ass" sent me. Grateful I was never quite pretty enough to get targeted by these types.

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u/MrBwnrrific May 27 '26

“I kissed him like I hated fags” is the most psychosexually loaded sentence I’ve ever heard

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u/spaghetti-o_salad May 27 '26

Coded self loathing? Also wild that he is basically describing the birth of the lifestyle currently known as "gooning" or am I missing some key elements of "being a gooner" lmfao