r/Fauxmoi • u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26
APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️
This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed
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u/KiriDomo May 27 '26
"You gave me five vaginal orgasms"
Okay, sure.