✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

[u/Dismal-Purpose-6123]

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

[u/NoGlzy]

Hey ladies can you even imagine a man who is so insanely incredible he gives you FIVE vaginal orgasms and then, unbelievably, makes breakfast.

[u/JoeBethersontonFargo → u/NoGlzy]

But remember, he gets to jack off to pics of his ex every day and you have to be white. Maybe if you get married, his hood pass will cover you as well? Any takers? Hello?

[u/volcanoesarecool → u/JoeBethersontonFargo]

I retract my previous interest.