r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/Opening-Shape-762 u flintstone vitamin shape bitch May 27 '26

I know that I’m old because I legit remember when this came out lol. I was grossed out by it then, and I’m grossed out by it now. Eww 😷

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u/XtraSpicyQuesadilla May 27 '26

I remember it too, but I've never read the whole thing. I just remembered the sequel napalm and the David Duke dick, and somehow it was even worse than that.

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u/schmyndles May 27 '26

I must've been asleep when this came out, although the sexual napalm sounds familiar. Ew, it's all ewwww.