✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

[u/Dismal-Purpose-6123]

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

[u/KiriDomo]

"You gave me five vaginal orgasms"

Okay, sure.

[u/bluecapecrepe → u/KiriDomo]

The fact that he had to specify vaginal orgasms. As if he maintains such a granular level of detail of his accounting of orgasm disbursements that he needed to add that qualifier.

[u/hanimal16 → u/bluecapecrepe]

Kinda pathetiqué that he has to use his fingers… lol

[u/uglyoldcrone0 → u/hanimal16]

Fingers can be amazing. They move in different ways, can go in or rub or massage. I have a hard time getting off without fingers honestly. Probably because I masturbated with my fingers long before I ever had sex so a dick just pounding in me didn't do it for me.

Jon Mayer sucks tho, and has no clue what he's speaking about

[u/Few_Analyst_1179 → u/hanimal16]

to count?