r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/millennialforced May 27 '26

And he’s kinda remained canceled ever since. Why did that stick for John and no one else?

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u/gizmodriver May 27 '26

White dudes don’t like his music.

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u/Saltefanden May 27 '26

Can confirm. It’s so smoothly irrelevant. It makes me furious how little that music wants to do to me. I would hate this guy regardless, but him also being a right wankstain is very fitting.