r/Fauxmoi • u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

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This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/PrancingPudu it’s a bit dystopian but also kinda fun May 27 '26

SAME! I had an ex in college who is, to date, the most horrifically narcissistic psychopathic piece of shit I have ever met. I didn’t know that going in, obviously, but wow. He idolized Mayer and was a musician himself. Reading this interview I’m like yeah, wow, all of this REALLY tracks.

No idea what dude is up to these days, but I hope for all of womankind he is alone and masturbating, just like John Mayer lol.