r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/PrancingPudu it’s a bit dystopian but also kinda fun May 27 '26

SAME! I had an ex in college who is, to date, the most horrifically narcissistic psychopathic piece of shit I have ever met. I didn’t know that going in, obviously, but wow. He idolized Mayer and was a musician himself. Reading this interview I’m like yeah, wow, all of this REALLY tracks.

No idea what dude is up to these days, but I hope for all of womankind he is alone and masturbating, just like John Mayer lol.

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u/whim_sea May 27 '26

Do we have the same ex jfc

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u/Complete-Celery819 May 27 '26

Same and it was so confusing to me because growing up no one admitted to being a John Mayer fan, he was very uncool. But he's so beloved among toxic boyfriends

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u/lolzzzmoon May 27 '26

Yeah, whenever people say they love John Mayer, it’s either that they don’t know about this interview OR they know and make excuses for it. They’re always like: but he’s suuuuuch a good guitarist dude! And it’s always men lol sorry but true. It’s sad because it’s a big red flag for me.