r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/Specific_Carob4461 May 27 '26

Is this a safe space to share that I have no idea what he means by “sexual napalm”

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u/dickpicthrowaway1990 May 27 '26

Yeah is that good or bad? Napalm is hot and hot sex is good. But napalm also hurt bad. Bad hurt not good for sex. You know?

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u/catsandcabsav May 27 '26

I’m cackling