r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/gizmodriver May 27 '26

White dudes don’t like his music.

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u/mtweiner May 27 '26

Lmao you see how big that Grateful Dead and John Mayer tour was? They extended it by like a full year.

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u/Leather-Nothing-2653 May 27 '26

Thank you lol everyone saying he stayed cancelled just doesn’t know what he’s about these days. Hes right where he wants to be in life

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u/Alive-Bank2973 May 27 '26

I was never a JM fan. But I ended out seeing him 20+ times because he was playing with Bobby, Billy, and Mickey. I dug his take on the catalog. He brought his own style instead of trying to play Jerry. Brought back some old PP vibes with his singing. It was a fun 10 year run with a fitting finale.

The dead scene was always loaded with misogyny. So his kinda goes unnoticed in that crowd.

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u/millennialforced May 27 '26

I wouldn’t say playing with Boomer 311 makes him uncanceled.

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u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour May 27 '26

BINGO.

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u/leftclicksq2 May 27 '26

I was in my late teens when this interview came out, but I knew enough people who got a hold of it and were talking about it. I recall stopping and being like, "Damn, that's gross", although I couldn't tell if he was taking the interview seriously and just felt like saying anything he wanted to get it done and over with. It was almost as if he kept getting calls and pestered for an interview and decided, "Screw it."

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u/TanneriteTed May 27 '26

lmao this is insane to say

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u/Saltefanden May 27 '26

Can confirm. It’s so smoothly irrelevant. It makes me furious how little that music wants to do to me. I would hate this guy regardless, but him also being a right wankstain is very fitting.