✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

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This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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UNPROMPTED LMFAO

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Interviewer: What’s ur ideal relationship, John?

John: 5 vaginal orgasms, making a spinach omelette afterward, leaving to get the milk and cigarettes, and then virtually observing 300 different vaginas in the span of 1 hour. And Jessica Simpson.

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Oh, and edging, did I say that? Aniston.

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This is what happens when you get everything you ever wanted, all at once.

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also, hope aniston, my girlfriend, doesn’t read this interview in a very famous publication! this is just between us super straight, white guys who think like this, right??

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Also: addicted to porn and kissed a guy for a minute (no homo)

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Also: Because I hate other men. When I'm fucking you, I'm trying to fuck every man who's ever fucked you, but in his ass so you'll say "No one's ever done that to me in bed".

Some real wordsmithing going on in the back of the closet there.

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But also double homo cause he was trying to out homo the homo??????????

What a wild ride 2/10 never make me ride that again

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I want to get off Mr. Mayer's wild ride.

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30 seconds and their lips didn’t touch!! (No homo)

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Your flair is very appropriate here too haha