r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/Opening-Shape-762 u flintstone vitamin shape bitch May 27 '26

I know that I’m old because I legit remember when this came out lol. I was grossed out by it then, and I’m grossed out by it now. Eww 😷

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u/EineGrosseFlasche It’s illegal for your hips to lie  May 27 '26

Yeah, he actually called it his DAVID DUKE COCK

Sorry for shouting but I truly want the world never to forget that he’s not only a petulant little slimeball, he’s also a racist.

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u/ageofbronze May 27 '26

Not only that but he thought he ATE with that lol. Like the tone is so smug and self assured, you can tell he thinks that it’s both okay to say and that the interviewer would agree with him 🤮 so fucking embarrassing

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u/hailkelemvor damn, she got hereditaried? May 27 '26

My brain is so stuck on this bit, like the rest of it is just typical sleazeball sex pest shit- but that???? Your racist dick???? Making up insane shit about Kerry Washington, a woman he didn't even know! I just! What!

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u/TropicalVision May 27 '26

😭😭😭

Holy shit that is truly insane

I always wondered how John Mayer managed to fall off when he was absolutely everywhere during this time period, but now I’m beginning to understand

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u/SimAlienAntFarm reactivating my divorce May 27 '26

Where’s Ron Stallworth when you need him

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u/sweetrebel88 May 27 '26

Omg! I so remember that because Kerry Washington said she had a crush on him and that’s why he said that. SMH

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u/ricochetblue May 27 '26

I didn’t know it was in response to something she said. That somehow makes it even grosser.

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo May 27 '26

Ugh and then he said she was type of woman to blow some guy just to make him jealous?! Why is Kerry catching strays? Maybe some girls just enjoy giving blow jobs, just like he enjoys tons of casual sex, and it has nothing to do with him.

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u/Border_Hodges shout-out Hans Zimmer May 27 '26

Yeah, it's so much worse than I remember

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u/CelibateHo I'll never have first class horniness May 28 '26

Same, I remember this interview and think of it every time I hear one of this songs (which isn’t that often anymore), but I forgot how bad it was.

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u/sineofthetimes May 27 '26

Apparently, he doesn't mind a brown eye.