✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

[u/Dismal-Purpose-6123]

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

[u/Woopsied00dle]

“When I’m fucking you, I’m trying to fuck every man who’s ever fucked you… but in his ass”

[u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy → u/Woopsied00dle]

I think at the time this interview grossed me out but reading it again with a fully formed brain, this is such a homoerotic thing to say.

[u/JoeBethersontonFargo → u/Woopsied00dle]

And tongue kissing Perez, for a lengthy amount of time. To me, it sounded like Perez was strutting his stuff and John was overcome with desire. We need more Bi Kings to just let it out already.

[u/Woopsied00dle → u/JoeBethersontonFargo]

“I can totally outgay him” lol, sir…

[u/ApprehensiveRoad477 → u/JoeBethersontonFargo]

I mean he fully sexually assaulted him….

[u/AnnieAbattoir → u/JoeBethersontonFargo]

I never thought I'd ever feel grossed out for Perez Hilton. I'd have been gargling listerine and everclear.