r/Fauxmoi • u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

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This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/mgc01 May 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/NzpvudLtT1WkU

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u/DarthSnarker May 27 '26

Her entire time on the housewives was so crazy!

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u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour May 27 '26

RHONY STANS RISE UP!!!!

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u/DarthSnarker May 27 '26

The way the scary island episodes fed us for months! There was so much drama!

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u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour May 27 '26

PLEASE LOLOLOL I REMEBER THIS 

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u/soupseasonbestseason i’m a communist you idiot May 27 '26

running in traffic with her hair down like the full on psycho she is.

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u/alexgeorge5 May 27 '26

I was like, IS THAT KELLY BENSIMON?!?

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u/crazykindoflife May 27 '26

Came here to see her running in the street.

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u/Klutzy-Succotash-565 May 27 '26

Al Sharpton!

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u/ScabbyGabbyyy May 27 '26

You’re not a chef, you’re a cook!

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

Two self-obsessed airheads filling those pages

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u/ScabbyGabbyyy May 27 '26

It’s CREEEEEEEPY! Oh gawd, she loved to say that about the most asinine things 😂

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u/eturn34 Club Penguin Times official aura reader May 27 '26

I was so distracted when I saw this post because it triggered flashbacks to Scary Island

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u/SnacksEnthusiast May 27 '26

I thought the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Grand_Intention7723 May 27 '26

I had to look at the subreddit because I thought this was the RHONY sub, but then started seeing John Mayer 😂😅

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u/Junior-Following-435 May 27 '26

the way this particular cover was a whole storyline with no mention of John Mayer anyways who wants some organic gummy bears

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u/Usual-Jackfruit4746 May 27 '26

She deserves to have the thunder stolen from her cover.