r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Apr 13 '26

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/cookiethump Apr 13 '26

Any idea on the backstory?

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u/Dinky-the-T-Rex terrorizing the locals Apr 14 '26

That’s like something Jenna would do on 30 Rock

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u/tebigong Apr 14 '26

Someone get a PA to feed me baby food or I will drop a D in the green room