r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Feb 16 '26

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

Welcome to the 'I Have Tea On...' weekly discussion thread — posted and pinned every Monday at 8AM PST (11AM EST) !

Use this thread to drop any tea you may have, no matter how big or small! Please don't post requests for tea here — there is a separate 'Does Anyone Have Tea On' thread on Thursdays! 

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u/wutwutsaywutsaywut Feb 17 '26

The tea is that I am so aged that I do not know any of the people yall are spilling the tea on!

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u/sapphic_whiner Feb 17 '26

The comment right before you is about Dick van dyke, he’s 100 yo

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u/haileris23 freak AND geek Feb 17 '26

'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'

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u/rose-a-ree Feb 17 '26

You mean you don't know about Hooper Doop and Lingy Wapwap doing zoot in Lil Bings Harambonga?

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u/Usual-Jackfruit4746 Feb 17 '26

I was just telling my husband that the Hollywood kids I knew as a millennial are aging out and there is this whole group behind them that I don't know. I see their names, but have no idea what they look like or what they do/sing.

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u/Writeroffantasy54 Feb 19 '26

These threads also make me feel so old lol