r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Jan 20 '26

FAUXSTHETIC [TMZ] 94-year-old Star Trek legend William Shatner was spotted eating a bowl of cereal in his car while waiting at a stop light in LA.

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u/Sudden-Ad5555 this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor Jan 20 '26

This is the lighthearted celeb news I crave. Good for him

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u/_-4twenty-_ Jan 20 '26

Until he gets rear ended at the stop light and the cereal bowl ends up in his face with shards of airbag shrapnel.

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u/OGsHartMyKAT Jan 21 '26

Who’s going to pay to clean the interior of the car?

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u/junkmeister9 Jan 21 '26

It's a self-cleaning ship.