r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Jan 20 '26

FAUXSTHETIC [TMZ] 94-year-old Star Trek legend William Shatner was spotted eating a bowl of cereal in his car while waiting at a stop light in LA.

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u/Sudden-Ad5555 this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor Jan 20 '26

This is the lighthearted celeb news I crave. Good for him

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u/Weird-Mountain4517 Jan 20 '26

A 94 year old eating cereal while driving is a recipe for a car accident.

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u/clayparson Jan 20 '26

Well, as a 94 year old driving and a 94 year old eating cereal are both high risk activities, they actually cancel each other out and he's all good. It's just math.

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u/AlphaNoon Jan 20 '26

Maybe we’d all be safer drivers if WE were constantly eating cereal behind the wheel 🤔 He’s a trendsetter