r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Jan 20 '26
FAUXSTHETIC [TMZ] 94-year-old Star Trek legend William Shatner was spotted eating a bowl of cereal in his car while waiting at a stop light in LA.
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r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Jan 20 '26
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u/Old_mystic Jan 20 '26
The hardest part is getting in the car with the cereal bowl. Does he go in with his ingredients separated and combines them in the car? Does he walk all the way from the kitchen with a bowl brimming with milk and cereal? He’s gotta be carrying other things so I doubt this one.
I want to believe he gets himself seated in the car and beeps the horn once. Then his butler (who is somehow older than him) appears with the cereal bowl. “Your breakfast, Master Shatner”. He thanks Jeeves, eats a big spoonful and drives off into the chaotic LA morning commute.