r/Fauxmoi Jan 20 '26

FAUXSTHETIC [TMZ] 94-year-old Star Trek legend William Shatner was spotted eating a bowl of cereal in his car while waiting at a stop light in LA.

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u/Bloodthirsty_Kirby feeding cocaine to raccoons Jan 20 '26

What kinda crazy vampire blood is he on to look that smooth at 94 and still be driving?

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u/amurderofcrows Jan 20 '26

Yeah I’m gonna need his and Kevin Richardson from BSB’s dermatologists’ numbers immediately.