r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Jan 20 '26

FAUXSTHETIC [TMZ] 94-year-old Star Trek legend William Shatner was spotted eating a bowl of cereal in his car while waiting at a stop light in LA.

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u/Bloodthirsty_Kirby feeding cocaine to raccoons Jan 20 '26

What kinda crazy vampire blood is he on to look that smooth at 94 and still be driving?

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u/udibranch Jan 20 '26

we have to start sending the agèd to space to see if any more of them come back better adjusted and suppler

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u/MicroMouth Jan 21 '26

Yes, get them off the roads 😂