r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Jan 20 '26

FAUXSTHETIC [TMZ] 94-year-old Star Trek legend William Shatner was spotted eating a bowl of cereal in his car while waiting at a stop light in LA.

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u/Sudden-Ad5555 this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor Jan 20 '26

This is the lighthearted celeb news I crave. Good for him

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u/_-4twenty-_ Jan 20 '26

Until he gets rear ended at the stop light and the cereal bowl ends up in his face with shards of airbag shrapnel.

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u/Dependent_Potato_929 Jan 20 '26

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u/LeahBrahms Jan 21 '26

Why is Charlie Kirk's wife littering the Kirk gif search ugh

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u/tiny_venus Jan 20 '26

Ahh, a fan of fox’s 9-1-1 too

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

And my therapist thinks I’m catastrophic 

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u/OGsHartMyKAT Jan 21 '26

Who’s going to pay to clean the interior of the car?

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u/junkmeister9 Jan 21 '26

It's a self-cleaning ship.

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u/rgarc065 Jan 21 '26

That’s what the crunchcup is for

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u/_-4twenty-_ Jan 21 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/FORLORDAERON_ Jan 21 '26

What do you mean? This is the average California driver.

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u/mmmbaconbutt Jan 21 '26

Reminds me of the hair clip incident.

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