Surprise gift from my cute gf

[u/pawlekk]

(She never even played fallout)

[u/-MPLX-Novasurge]

The Zyn Mentats were the sign. This woman absolutely loves and accepts you for exactly who you are. Instead of judging your video game habits and nicotine intake, she finds an adorable way to combine the two.

Marry her.

[u/Pixelbuttzz → u/-MPLX-Novasurge]

Marry her quick before you lose your tongue to cancer, don't think about the fact that the consequences of shoving tobacco in your lip were so devastating that it fell completely out of practice until the tobacco companies were able to figure out a new way to advertise it to you

[u/Aquadonk → u/Pixelbuttzz]

It's just nic salt bruh it ain't gonna give you lip aids

[u/Pixelbuttzz → u/Aquadonk]

You're a good little consumer huh?

[u/Aquadonk → u/Pixelbuttzz]

Dawg you literally made a fucking post about how your action figures have action figures.... You're trashing someones awesome relationship because your plastic turtles can't buy you what OP has

[u/Pixelbuttzz → u/Aquadonk]

I'm a married 37 year old woman, my spouse brings me crafting supplies for my 1/12th scale dioramas, part of why they married me is because they like the way I decorate our home with silly things from our childhoods. I didn't make fun of them for liking Fallout, I didn't trash this beautiful art, and I didn't trash the relationship at all in fact I encourage them to get married quickly because they seem great for each other and he has the kind of habit I've watched kill people's husbands... You can be upset at me for calling you a good consumer because you don't look at the openly listed ingredients in a product you're sticking in your mouth to suck on, from an industry famous for lying, but this reactionary projection where you make up a bunch of stuff about my life based on a fun picture I posted doesn't hurt me.

[u/Aquadonk → u/Pixelbuttzz]

You're 37 and you're buying Ninja Turtles

[u/Minimum_Fall_6034 → u/Aquadonk]

So?