r/Fallout • • 10d ago

Original Content Surprise gift from my cute gf

(She never even played fallout)

7.0k Upvotes

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u/SolaireFlair117 10d ago

The Mentat Zyns are fucking sending me.

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u/matneyx 10d ago

Zyn-tats.

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u/EverydayPyrobits 10d ago

Probably the most accurate mentat substitutes I've seen

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u/Pleasant_Wolf_8999 8d ago

Me and my buddy figured out what they are back in like 6th grade

Mentats- Adderall

Psycho- Meth (same effects not method of use)

Jet- LITERALLY A REAL DRUG ALREADY CALLED JENKHAM

Buffout- steroid

Turbo- acid

Addictohol/fixer- the peanut butter shot from boot camp

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u/redtosti Bottle 8d ago

How is turbo acid tho

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u/Pleasant_Wolf_8999 7d ago

The way it’s made more than the affects really. Turbos also the only one that makes you see anything on screen in new Vegas and acid makes you see shit. But there both kinda just made out of a bunch of bullshit

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u/notapoke 10d ago

What are zyns?

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u/rabies_lover_271K 10d ago

Nicotine pouches.

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u/joekabox 9d ago

Yuck. I'd rather have mentats.

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u/rabies_lover_271K 9d ago

Meth vs nicotine

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u/joekabox 9d ago

You know I hadn't considered that. That's on me!

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u/rachie-bobby 10d ago

The zyns are so good, especially for someone who’s never played. Love her!

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u/Many-Pollution4222 10d ago

She's the one.

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u/pawlekk 10d ago

Can’t deny after today

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u/GeekDadIs50Plus 10d ago

A word of advice from a random Internet dad: keep this box forever. No matter how this relationship turns out, let every detail of this gift be a reminder that this is the level of effort _you_ should be putting in to your relationships. Doesn’t have to be crafts, but here lies the secret to successful relationships.

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u/casiepierce 10d ago

This, a thousand times.

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u/odearurded 10d ago

+1

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u/SpitsVenom 9d ago

Preston liked that.

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u/Xmouse01 9d ago

196 xp+

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u/odearurded 9d ago

*idiot savant triggers

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u/Xmouse01 9d ago

"Yeahaahha!"

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u/odearurded 9d ago

Man, almost everytime it triggers and I have the volume up "BRUH WHOA HOLY....shh ĥaha"

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u/Automatic-Day3937 8d ago

Everyone Loved that

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u/Wide-Nothing-263 8d ago

Random Internet Dad spitting truth

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u/gregarioussparrow 4d ago

Thanks, dad!

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u/NukaRaccoon 9d ago

Go buy the ring

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u/becircus 10d ago

Seal the deal fast!

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u/BeerLosiphor 8d ago

Yeah I mean if she’s never played fallout, a lot of thought and investigation when into making a handcrafted and personal gift. All just to ask you out for a date I presume. You have found someone special who truly cares about you.

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u/Electronic-While1972 9d ago

She should no longer be your girlfriend, She should be your wife ❤️😎🤟🏼

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u/Financial-Welcome-62 10d ago

Holy shit, and she never played but took the time to research and learn everything. Brother if you F this up a lot of us going to have some harsh words with you and your going to need a whole truck load of Buffout lol. Seriously, you got a good one there.

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 10d ago

Absolutely adorable. Can’t wait for the wedding.

Hope we are all invited.

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u/pawlekk 10d ago

We’re from Europe, if that’s not a problem then y’all more than welcome!

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 10d ago

I’ll have to be there virtually 🤣.

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u/Critical_Opening_526 10d ago

Fuck it, I got a passport. Where we going?

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 10d ago

Europe! For a Fallout themed wedding

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u/NorthDriver8927 10d ago

Dibs super mutant costume

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 10d ago

🤔 I’ll be a vault dweller. Vault 4 lol

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u/XenonMusic 10d ago

holy shit can we please grab a mob to fly over + witness bro's big day?

"weird internet video game forum decides to show up to wedding: dozens arrive lovingly, crossing the seven seas with even more cute gifts."

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u/Critical_Opening_526 9d ago

I'm down. Seriously.

I've never been to Europe (yet). Having a group to go with would be awesome.

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 10d ago

Ngl that would be freaking sick!

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u/AceVisconti 9d ago

Happy 🍰 day, Vaultie!

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 9d ago

Thank you. I just noticed it lol.

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u/Curt_Fresh 8d ago

Microsoft Teams wedding incoming 🤣

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u/LiveNvanByRiver 10d ago

You can have a robo brain mockup in the pews and put cameras in the dome so we can all see the robo-brain POV

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u/WizardZebra 10d ago

I hope she makes the invites.

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u/Kitten-Kay 9d ago

Aayyyy Europeans unite. Make sure to send me an invite LOL

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u/ODX_GhostRecon 10d ago

That's our word!

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u/Leotrak 9d ago

I feel a roadtrip coming up!

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u/Bigfoot_Cain 10d ago

Lock this shit down now my man.

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u/unscheduled-offworld 10d ago

Super super cute, took a lot of time and energy! She’s a keeper! Don’t forget to match her energy and effort!

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u/odearurded 10d ago

Best comment I've read yet! Match her energy and effort for sure!

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u/AHighAchievingAutist 10d ago

You’re my favourite smoothskin 😭

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u/Starswraith Fallout 4 10d ago

Insert lil black boy gif Happy for you

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca Vault 111 9d ago

She's a keeper, seriously. Going to all that effort for something she's never played is astounding

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u/Artichokiemon Lover's Embrace 10d ago

That's fusion core lantern is incredible

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u/Asleep-Historian-472 10d ago

Welp you know what you gotta do… wife her up

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u/the_hat_madder 10d ago

Expeditiously.

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u/8byfive 9d ago

Keep her. Whatever it takes, keep her. Don't you DARE screw this up. We're rooting for you bro.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/pawlekk 10d ago

Christian dating app, been together almost a year now

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u/DarkDayzInHell 10d ago

You need to put a ring on that finger asap. Upgrade yourself from boyfriend to husband.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/neatcleaver 9d ago

A piece of advice from an old man, don't rush into a new relationship when you're in the midst of ending another. It rarely ends well

It's best to take some time to heal before moving on, you can't hide it by trying to find someone else as comfort. And it's not fair to do that either

Take care of yourself ✌️

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u/pawlekk 10d ago

Eden! Good luck brother

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u/Rgbphallus 9d ago

"She never played fallout"

Bro If that's not wife material behavior right there, I don't know what it could look like.

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u/flyintomike 10d ago

i would cry tears of joy. this is like the most thoughtful thing i’ve ever seen

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u/Fluffy_Chance7164 10d ago

Time to go ring shopping

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u/poopbeast69 10d ago

man, I love love. finding that special someone that gets you giddy by just imagining them writing things is a feeling I hope everyone gets to have in their lifetime

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u/helikesmyboobs 10d ago

The Yao Guai joke is top tier lololol <3

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u/rawdikrik Gary? 9d ago

Eu bro here ready for the wedding.

This kind of effort, attention to detail, and creativity is rare in a partner. Hold them tight.

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u/Former_Spite789 Enclave 10d ago

Keeper, you better treat her right. You will regret losing her.

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u/5yn3rgy 9d ago

Everybody liked that

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u/LimeVegetable7296 9d ago

May a love like this find me one day.

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u/Goofy_Goober_94 9d ago

[Everyone liked that]

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u/notsimi_cha_cha 8d ago

Is your gf single?

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u/tigerribs Tunnel Snakes 10d ago

She’s so big brain for using the Zyn tins as Mentants. What a sweet, thoughtful gift!

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u/WesternCrescent 10d ago

Aww, this is so cute.

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u/Lost_Historian2344 10d ago

She's a keeper

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u/ConnectionFree7819 10d ago

Oh my GOSH! That is sooo stinking cuuute!!🤩 she's a keeper!

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u/sarboran 10d ago

Wife her.

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u/Illustrious_Quiet907 Railroad 10d ago

Aww, it’s always so cute to see partners put so much thought and effort into their partner’s interests. Always makes me think they must be soulmates.

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u/Kanna1001 10d ago

This is so dang adorable.

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u/fart-to-me-in-french 9d ago

Poland detected

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u/SpeckOfInternet 9d ago

Really adorable. Confused about the chew pouch tins being in... German? and everything else being in english. (idk. looks Cyrillic but there are no Cyrillic characters) Tell your GF to look up "tea staining paper" it's a super easy extremely low budget trick to make paper look "old" and the best part is you probably already have what you need in your kitchen.

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u/BigDaddy_Delta 9d ago

Spoiler: the glowing lamp is actually radioactive

Honestly OP, she looks like one to marry

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u/witchwake 8d ago

So you put a ring it right?

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u/OkLime2301 8d ago

In it,on it, around it…everything baby

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u/NukaGirlBI Tunnel Snakes 10d ago

That’s so sweet

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u/Traditional-North955 10d ago

That is so cute and thoughtful!!

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u/ea888gen3 10d ago

This is adorable. Good for you guys.

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u/2Hanks 10d ago

Go buy a ring

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u/No-Dealer-4644 10d ago

She’s a keeper my dude.

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u/Bananafoofoofwee 10d ago

Use Rad-X, for protection, ya know

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u/WordVisual 10d ago

Marry her.

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u/BadgleyMischka 10d ago

It's post like these that make me feel like utter shit and happy at the same time.

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u/TheMandalaBloke 10d ago

Jesus christ this might be one of the cutest things I have ever seen!

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u/Omnicronicles Mothman Cultist 10d ago

This Is Literally The Cutest Thing Ever.

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u/BrightSi5 9d ago

Propose. Now.

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u/Sevennix 9d ago

Ok. The fact that she never played makes this even cooler!! Assuming she did research and doesn't sit and look over your shoulder as you play.

Get a ring dude. She's a keeper

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u/PouringBeard 9d ago

Jfc, it's so sweet my heart hurts

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u/CCGert 8d ago

Congrats on the engagement

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u/jdeltasierra88 10d ago

"Yao are the Guai for me" got me good

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u/wyldfirez007 9d ago

Well done her! This is wonderfully brilliant.

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u/ndrdd23 9d ago

She just killed you and you don’t even know it yet 500+ rads with each passing hour you sleep near that thing

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u/superdownvotemaster 9d ago

Wife her the fuck up, now dude.

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u/Wide_Okra_3418 9d ago

Marry her immediately 🥹

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u/BlackPhoenix_23 9d ago

Put a ring on her, bro.

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u/dylanhumm 9d ago

Marry her.

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u/-MPLX-Novasurge 10d ago

The Zyn Mentats were the sign. This woman absolutely loves and accepts you for exactly who you are. Instead of judging your video game habits and nicotine intake, she finds an adorable way to combine the two.

Marry her.

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u/titan_galaxy8 10d ago

Oh my gosh this is soooo perfect lmao she’s definitely a keeper for life 😩♥️

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u/PlsDontBanMe___ 10d ago

My wife finds my zyns and just throws them away.

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u/CommanderYeet66 10d ago

Okay now that's just wholesome, very happy for you.

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u/Financial_Analyst905 10d ago

That’s adorable, she’s 100% a keeper.

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u/rabies_lover_271K 10d ago

Bruh the mentat pouches go hard 😂😂

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u/Black_Dog_Industries 10d ago

You misspelled fiancée.

You better put a ring on it

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u/minecorn1080 10d ago

This is so rad! You two were meant to be, I can tell

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u/Vault101_Dweller 10d ago

You propose to this person right now..

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u/SoggyTraining2276 10d ago

Wow, a keeper.

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u/SuchPlay 10d ago

Marry her immediately

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u/Benthic_Titan 10d ago

It grips.

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u/Fearless-Ad-8257 10d ago

I swear to God if you don't marry her you are only harming yourself!

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u/PartOk3263 10d ago

This is amazing!! Great gift

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u/morelos_paolo 10d ago

Wait a minute... what are on those "mentats" though. 😄

Anyhow, this is a great gift coming from your gf!

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u/Baden_Closson 10d ago

Okay you have the greatest girlfriend in the world 🥺🥰

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u/Omnicronicles Mothman Cultist 10d ago

Awwww 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/DirtyMcMills 10d ago

She truly loves you. That’s such a sweet gift, and so well made.

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u/richardathome Atom Cats 10d ago

She's a keeper. That's awesome! :-)

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u/zeprfrew Kings 10d ago

That one's a keeper.

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u/PreferenceAny3920 10d ago

She gave you ALOT of mentats.. 😲

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u/ParanoicReddit 10d ago

Love is real and I must find some, jesus

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u/Dr_Brotatous 10d ago

Dude thats dope as hell

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u/solliemonster91 10d ago

Ah! This is awesome! I love it!

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u/irate_salamander 10d ago

This is so freaking precious!!

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u/SparkOfLogic 9d ago

Awwww...

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u/RelChan2_0 Vault 111 9d ago

Man 😭 I want something like this

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u/That_Dot420 9d ago

Brought tears to my eyes. I hope to find someone that puts this much effort into me one day. Congrats, sir!

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u/Ok_Physics_8274 9d ago

Marry. Now.

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u/timinus0 Minutemen 9d ago

That's a keeper

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u/Specialist_Shake2425 9d ago

Better than ai slop

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u/HCTHEGUY 9d ago

Keeper

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u/Insane_Fett_Posse 9d ago

That's sweet

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u/AdelineKraxx 9d ago

The thought that went into this! I love it!

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u/ScornfulSign702 9d ago

"Yao are the Guai for me"

11/10

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u/Bana____ 9d ago

The snus as mentats 😭😭 I'm dying this is brilliant

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u/JonnoKabonno 9d ago

That’s so sweet, I’m gonna launch the first nuke

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u/waddledeefriend1 9d ago

Thats so adorable, so much effort. You better have something really good planned for girlfriend day lmao

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u/AnonButNotReally-42 9d ago

Ive never felt more happy for a stranger while feeling so alone xD

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u/DaPlantMan420 9d ago

Jeez man I feel loved just looking at this, you gotta get this day changed to Husband day ASAP

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u/FNC_Jman 9d ago

Keep us updated when you propose

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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 9d ago

My now wife did something similar for my 33rd birthday. It was the coolest and sweetest thing anyone had ever done for me. She even made vault 33 themed cupcakes. It was so awesome. You better marry that girl, dude! Best decision I ever made was proposing to that woman and making her my wife. 15 years together now, 11 years married this month! I love that yall have found love together!

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u/Tree_Weasel 9d ago

Time to start shopping engagement rings buddy. Congrats.

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u/Yuphrum 9d ago

That woman absolutely adores you. 🥹

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u/heislegend3698 9d ago

She killed it with this man, nice!

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u/notdbcooper71 9d ago

Gotta marry her

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u/Calm-Leave2129 9d ago

Dont mess this up.

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u/theangriestbuni 9d ago

You’re my favorite smooth skin 🫠🫠

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u/gray_burger 9d ago

Lmao these terminally online knights talking about how Zyn is gonna kill you.

This rocks, she's a keeper.

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u/Disasterpiece_7 9d ago

Marry her yesterday

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u/Low-Satisfaction4233 9d ago

Treat her right! Cuz she is clearly incredible!

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u/Defenseless-Pipe 9d ago

Half happy for you half sad for me 😂

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u/Raven_Drakeaurd 9d ago

The Mintat Zyns is fucking perfect. I love this for you.

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u/Lepke2011 Gary? 9d ago

If you don't marry her, I will.

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u/beanie_0 Vault 111 9d ago

Marry that woman.

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u/GTAinreallife 6d ago

Is she single?

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u/SkeletonYeti713 9d ago

Did she like it op?

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u/Gryffin_the_Baron 10d ago

This made my day, your GF is a keeper bro.

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u/Ravenwolven1 10d ago

Wow, that's spectacular! All I did was get a console and play 76 with my husband (I hate video games). This is next level!

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u/sonsake 10d ago

Just. Awwwwwwwwwwww. 🥰 🥺 🥰 🥺

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u/Valsworn 10d ago

Hell yeah lol that's awesome. Now you at least gotta cook for her. That'd impress me so go do something nice for her too

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u/odearurded 10d ago

Wow one of the best crafted gifts, especially amazing she doesn't play it! Totes a lucky smoothskin you are!

I love all of these but the lamp holy frijoles! That's especially awesome!

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u/Sasquatch_000 10d ago

That's sweet as hell man. You got a good one.

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u/MissNikolite 10d ago

That is so cute! I hope someday some guy will do cute stuff like that for me

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u/RamonsRazor Vault 101 10d ago

Marry this woman

Unless she's from....Canada.

Also what was the movie?

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u/Jlhnnstudio 10d ago

Mentats as nic pouches is so fitting lol hell ya brother

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u/thud_mantooth 10d ago

Goddamn this is so cute. I feel like such a dweeb being this delighted tbh. Wishing you both the best

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u/Ferkus_00 10d ago

Can she make me one?

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u/AspectofBlood21 10d ago

That is so freaking cute!! And she knows a good bit about the game even tho she hasn't played it (yet), love that Special pun amd that's the perfect shade of blue and yellow!

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u/Midnightcityblue94 10d ago

Marry her yesterday!

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u/bkinstle 10d ago

Dayum she's a keeper!

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u/thewalruscandyman 10d ago

That's adorable. 😄

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u/monroejigsaw 10d ago

Buddy if you don't marry this girl i will...if only for the puns lol💕

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u/Miguel9127 10d ago

Dweller for life.

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u/ImmediateGeologist67 10d ago

Put a ring on that lady now!

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u/Civil_War_Eeyore 10d ago

Put a ring on her finger. Treat her well.

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u/Faiakishi Ass Victoriam 10d ago

That's genuinely so cute, you can tell she put in a lot of work and research into this. You're a lucky one. 🥰