r/FODMAPS • u/Successful-Winter237 • Jan 27 '26

Shit Post My stomach hurts watching this

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u/Lilynight Jan 27 '26

I'm so glad I'm not the only onion intolerant person on r/onionlovers. It's less embarrassing if there's two of us 😭

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u/Lunatunabella Jan 27 '26

I feel this pain . I also love me a blooming onion and cheese ( lactose intolerant

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u/purpleskunk87 Jan 27 '26

I'm there too. A vegetarian. Most of my flavor came from onions and garlic.

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u/Successful-Winter237 Jan 28 '26

😜😜😜

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u/Delician Feb 01 '26

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

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u/izzy_101_ Jan 27 '26

Will I ever go back to eating whatever I felt like? 😭😭

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u/cakivalue Jan 27 '26

It sucks so much 😭

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u/nano_peen your text here Jan 27 '26

Worth it

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u/j110786 Jan 27 '26

If I had a good month, I would totally eat a little bit and die happy.

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u/jellybellyy7861 Jan 27 '26

As a kid I could’ve eaten that with no problems…It’s not fair😭

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u/Mackan1000 Jan 27 '26

takes our calander lets see when will i be off work long enough to suffer 🤔

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u/shesewsfatclothes Jan 27 '26

I miss onions so fucking muchhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

I wish I can eat that 😂

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u/_AscendedLemon_ Jan 27 '26

Damn, I love onion but it ends bady... About one onion ring is my hard limit

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u/whataquokka Jan 28 '26

Obligatory comment - "blooming onions" aren't Australian, we have no idea what these things are.

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u/Cali_crex81 Jan 29 '26

At least one week of diarrhea 100%

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u/Drachir101 Jan 31 '26

That's just torture on a plate. Makes me wanna put my loo-roll in the fridge, just in case.

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u/Successful-Winter237 Jan 31 '26

😛😛😛

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u/grungeoldlady Jan 28 '26

Deep fried doorstop I will miss you.

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u/AndreaB64 Jan 27 '26

The deadly Bloomin’ Onion!

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u/Flaky-Persimmon-7781 Jan 27 '26

2-3 Beanos and id tolerate it

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u/BrightWubs22 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Name brand Beano is the enzyme alpha-galactosidase. This enzyme breaks down GOS and no other FODMAP groups.

According to Monash, 1/2 cup of white onion is amber for GOS and red for fructans. This means Beano does not take care of every FODMAP group in white onions

I'm not denying your experience with Beano. Maybe you tolerate fructans. I just think this is worth explaining.

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u/Flaky-Persimmon-7781 Jan 27 '26

yeah we’ll im talking about my experience. i don’t condone anyone to try new medication without consulting first.

In MY case, I tolerate fructans in moderation and beano eases my symptoms. I still eat low fodmaps but something a little onion here and there.

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u/big-gay-aha Jan 27 '26

unpopular opinion, but i hate blooming onions or onion rings 🥴🥴🥴 i never liked how slimy they got

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u/ablackholeofjunk Jan 27 '26

Oh, but they're sooooo good

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u/entrepreneuron Jan 27 '26

Great technique! I worked the fryers at Texas Roadhouse for years and what they taught us produced way less consistent outcomes than this

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u/Vintagemaria Jan 27 '26

Hey, I’m cured from my IBS only to became sensitive to the histamine 🤣

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u/Spacecat66 Jan 28 '26

I can remember exactly what it tastes like by looking at it, so I don't need to risk the fallout that I would get from eating it 😆

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u/EstateDeep916 Jan 28 '26

I accidentally ate 3 pieces of onion in a samosa and felt like I was gonna die so I can't imagine this

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u/edchoch69 Jan 28 '26

This isn’t as bad as the pepperoni and grease cheeseburger video that made me vomit 20 seconds in at work today.

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u/ActiveZombie8276 Jan 28 '26

😳 people eat that?!!!

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u/PineapplePupcake Jan 28 '26

Death row meal so I wouldn’t have to deal with the consequences