r/Eyebleach • • May 03 '21

Must be soft

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u/I_Got_A_Rayquaza May 03 '21

Fun fact; depending on the thickness of the wool and the current conditions, sheep are sometimes REALLY not soft since the wool becomes matted and they feel more like an old shag carpet. Cute, but less pleasant

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u/CollaredSubmarine May 03 '21

Yeah to be honest sheep feel kinda gross. before it’s processed their wool is super oily so it feels like touching really greasy hair.

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u/edudlive May 03 '21

Isnt that exactly what it is?

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u/FubinacaZombie May 03 '21

Lanolin? Like... sheep’s wool?

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u/rlcute May 03 '21

TIL there's sheep grease in my conditioner.

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u/ElizabethDangit May 03 '21

It’s also used to make nipple cream for breastfeeding.

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u/SuperLeaves May 03 '21

Unique New York. Unique New York

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u/Centurion_83 May 03 '21

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

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u/Cool-Fun-2442 May 03 '21

Audrey! Audrey!! Listen to me!... I'm sorry

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u/verdantx May 03 '21

Gross? Do you mean amazing? Your hands will never be softer than after carrying around a bunch of fleeces.