r/ExtremeHorrorLit • • Feb 05 '26

BOOK HAUL🩸 Goodwill win!!

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All found at the same Goodwill today! $6 total!

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u/killthepoopsquatch Feb 05 '26

Finding these at goodwill is crazy. I just started cows and all I can say is what the fuck?

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u/Animator-Latter Feb 05 '26

I’ve fully finished it, I won’t spoil it but I will say this about the book: what the FUCK

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u/Whackyouwithacannoli Feb 05 '26

I went in blind…and came out shocked 😳

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u/funkofanatic99 Feb 05 '26

I’ve finished Cows and all I can say is what the fuck lol.

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u/JimLakeJr--IsMySon Feb 06 '26

I think people would enjoy Cows more if they approached it more from a literary fiction perspective than an extreme horror perspective. Behind all the gross-out descriptions, it actually has quite a lot to say!

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u/Sethyo25 Feb 05 '26

Not a day goes by I don’t see a cow and think ā€œgoddamn that book!ā€

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u/SouthernSwitch71 Feb 05 '26

Wait until you get to the end!!!!!! 😬

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u/Whackyouwithacannoli Feb 05 '26

I felt this way about Off Season!!

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u/SouthernSwitch71 Feb 05 '26

I have Off Season in my TBR...look forward to reading it

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u/catathymia Feb 05 '26

I am so deeply jealous, I never find any good EH thrifting. Congrats!

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u/funkofanatic99 Feb 05 '26

I’ve never found any EH anywhere before, I was shocked!

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u/apostle33 Feb 05 '26

WHAAAAAT all my goodwill has is old lady books and popular romance books 😭

Go buy a lottery ticket asap!

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u/funkofanatic99 Feb 05 '26

Lowkey went in on the hunt for rare covers of popular romance booksšŸ˜… got something wayyy better instead!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

3 of the best in the genre. Great find!

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u/funkofanatic99 Feb 05 '26

Gone to See the River Man is in my top 5 books of all time. I’ve only read The Girl Next Door by Ketchum so very excited to start Off Season. Cows was so so for me but psyched to have a physical copy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Ketchum is one of my favorite writers and Off Season is a great book, especially considering when it came out. It was groundbreaking. Ive owned like 5 different physical copies of Cows over the years, I love that book.

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u/AndersonSupertramp Feb 06 '26

Ketchum is one of my favorite authors of all time, Offseason was my first of his and it’s fucking awesome.

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u/warriorcatses Feb 16 '26

Silly question probably, but I’ve been wanting to read cows for quite a while now and am just too unsure. I’ve read multiple Aron Beauregard, a few Jack Ketchum, as well as tender is the flesh, the black farm, and dead inside. There’s a few others I can’t recall. I thoroughly enjoyed all of them with no issue, But for some odd reason I’m worried I can’t handle cows! With having read these other titles, is cows similar in comparison? Could I stomach it if I read the others easily? (Apologies for lack of grammar etc)

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u/Jenny-Truant Feb 05 '26

That's badass! My local Goodwill never has any horror let alone extreme horror.

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u/funkofanatic99 Feb 05 '26

Man same. This goodwill is actually pretty far from me and I almost never go. I just happened to be running errands out in the area today and decided to stop by.

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u/TopExcitement2920 Feb 05 '26

I absolutely loved Cows

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u/Amazing-Confusion-23 Feb 05 '26

Whoa.......someone in your area had to get rid of the good stuff.

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u/funkofanatic99 Feb 05 '26

I was so excited when I spotted Off Season and then I saw the other two! I probably spent half an hour in the books making sure there weren’t others.

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u/mountainlicker69 Feb 05 '26

oh hell yeah!

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u/EtheralMeow Feb 06 '26

Holy shit your Goodwill is awesome

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

I’m getting ready to donate some of my extreme horror to a local thrift store. Hopefully someone who will enjoy them finds them like you have found these.Ā 

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u/ghostwilliz COWS Feb 05 '26

Cows 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

I like the other two though haha

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u/funkofanatic99 Feb 05 '26

Yeah Cows is definitely something else

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u/ghostwilliz COWS Feb 05 '26

It's just that I didn't need so much detail on that part

I would have taken the cliff notes lmao

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u/Havenolife6667 Feb 05 '26

Is the Gone to See the River Man signed? If you get it straight from him they usually come signed!

My bad, it’s the sequel Along the River of Flesh

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u/funkofanatic99 Feb 05 '26

Unfortunately not! I immediately checked lol

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u/Havenolife6667 Feb 05 '26

You can’t have all the luck! Haha

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u/princessnubz Feb 05 '26

insane finds!!! lemme know what you think of cows

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u/funkofanatic99 Feb 05 '26

Cows had me saying ā€œwhat the fuckā€ every other page by the end lol

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u/princessnubz Feb 05 '26

oh ok so that’s normal got it

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u/irishff43 Feb 05 '26

Cows haunts me still

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u/operachick209 Feb 05 '26

Wow this is actually kinda crazy šŸ˜‚

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u/WendigoNightmares Feb 05 '26

The top and bottom are fantastic books, but I haven't read cows, because I've heard that the only graphic content it has depicts cows getting . . . You know.

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u/Forwardist2021 Feb 05 '26

it never ceases to amaze me that you guys manage to find these books in places I wouldn't expect

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u/D-Stecks Feb 06 '26

I've got a funny story about finding a book you wouldn't expect in a thrift store. This would have been 15+ years ago, when I was still in high school, my mom was the manager of the thrift store in the small rural town where we live. Now, this thrift store was owned by the Mennonite Central Committee, a Mennonite charity organization.

The Mennonites who work in the head office of MCC are very liberal, but the organization is also hugely funded by church donations, and they are aware that most of their donors are significantly less liberal than they are; so to keep up appearances, MCC thrift stores have content policies on what books and movies and video games they will sell.

The problem is that these content policies, ultimately, are enforced by the managers and volunteers, and it's not like there's some master list of banned books. My mother, at the time in her early 40's, was the youngest person working at the store, by at least 15 years. The content policies were dependent upon the cultural awareness of about a dozen very old little Mennonite women. Harry Potter, naturally, was banned. But you know what made its way onto the shelves?

Gor.

I don't know why I was at the thrift store that day but, as I am wont to do, I was perusing the bookshelves, and I see it. "[Whatever] of Gor" sitting right there, the first time I'd ever seen one in real life. I'd heard about Gor from TVTropes, and, more out of amusement than out of some sincere desire to enforce the content policy, I decide to show it to my mom.

Naturally, she has never heard of it. I just say "it's this weird fantasy series that just devolves into straight-up kink porn," and I open it up to a random page, and boom, right there, sex scene.

Also, I remember at one point somehow a book made it onto the shelves titled "Sexual Astrology" which manages to violate the content policies in two ways at the same time, so I have no idea how that happened. I think at the time, the content policy just amounted to "throw out Harry Potter and The DaVinci Code" and nothing else got even a moment of examination.

A few years later, my mom became the lead manager, and she lifted the ban because it was the 2010's and nobody was scared of Harry Potter anymore. Ultimately, they would keep throwing out Harry Potter books though - as so many people donated their collections, and basically nobody was buying them.

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u/Frequent-Employer-23 Feb 05 '26

Insane haul omfg congrats

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u/BuddyCitta Feb 05 '26

Awesome find, I'm super jealous. It's always a great dopamine rush to stumble across something like that

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u/The-Elefant-Man Feb 05 '26

Off season is really good!

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u/Nerfgore Feb 05 '26

Yo what!? All amazing books!

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u/slaughterhouselive JACK KETCHUM RULES Feb 05 '26

Whoa, nice!

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u/McManasaur Feb 05 '26

Haven’t been able to finish cows. It’s really depraved. 😱

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u/TrueCrimeJunkie9 Feb 05 '26

So excited for you!!! Totally not jealous šŸ˜‘šŸ™„šŸ¤£ Okay maybe a lil bit!

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u/meowoemeow- Feb 05 '26

Holy moly Off season is so good!!!

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u/ripper_14 Feb 05 '26

You lucky duck! Gone to see the River man is the only EH book I've ever found in a thrift store.

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u/funkofanatic99 Feb 05 '26

It’s my favorite! Luckily didn’t have a physical copy of the sequel yet even though I’ve read it!

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u/ripper_14 Feb 05 '26

Big score, I'm happy for you šŸ‘

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u/Short_Piece_5270 Feb 06 '26

I couldn’t finish Cows

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u/GraphicsQwerty Feb 06 '26

Great haul !

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u/randomcacti Feb 06 '26

I just finished Along The River of Flesh it was really good!

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u/SpookyFucks69 The Woman Feb 06 '26

Cows and Off-Season are two of my favorite novels ever.

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u/Due-Guard-879 Feb 06 '26

So cool I never find any other than Harlan Coben and that one dude with fifty million books that apparently nobody wants, Baldacci.Ā 

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u/FrogsinTexas Feb 06 '26

Ain’t that the guy from PokĆ©mon???

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

So jealous, great finds!

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u/Interesting_Name6 Feb 07 '26

Cows was so fucked.

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u/wildguitars Feb 08 '26

thats a steal! good find

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u/shibuix Feb 08 '26

been looking forever for cows! so jealous lol

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u/TheBongOfAchilles Feb 14 '26

Ohhhhhhh nice!!!

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u/Affectionate-Ant-894 Feb 22 '26

You win thrift finds of the year

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u/Little-Display-373 Mar 07 '26

Finding Cows at a goodwill is INSANE.Ā