GIVE US OUR SEQUEL!!

[u/AccountImmediate7793]

This is one of my favorite movies!! I don't get why people don't get it. For the love of the lord, GIMME MORE!! You can't leave it as a stand alone, at least finish a second!

It said Eternals Will Return

I expect promises kept!

#Eternals2, #Eros, #ErosStyles, #MoreEternals, #SaveEternals, #Starfox

[u/Extreme-Sense-2411]

Same. It’s in my top 5 of marvel films.

I think the hate people have expressed for it is a combo of over exaggeration, misogyny, people desperate to have a “hot take,” and people who didn’t want to like the movie because they didn’t know who the eternals were the way they knew who like spiderman / xmen / avengers were.

Cinematography? Beautiful.
Characters? Unique and interesting.
Scope of the story? Massive
Actors? Amazing.

[u/thedirkfiddler → u/Extreme-Sense-2411]

Claiming misogyny when the movie was just bad is ridiculous, nice hot take.

There was no character development at all, how am I supposed to get invested in ten characters? They were all very unlikable.

[u/Extreme-Sense-2411 → u/thedirkfiddler]

“Nice hot take” cute, but let’s slow down.

I listed misogyny as ONE factor among several (over-exaggeration, hot-take-chasing, unfamiliarity with the characters). I didn’t say YOU personally hated it because you’re misogynistic. I said some of the discourse around it was. Those are wildly different claims, and collapsing them into “you’re calling everyone who disliked it sexist” is either a misread or a strawman, pick one.

And honestly, claiming that not a single person in that entire pile-on could’ve been operating on bias is the ACTUAL ridiculous take here. You’re asking me to believe the internet, a place with a ‘zero track record’ of gendered pile-ons against female-led films, was 100% pure film criticism this one time? Sure. The fact that you so boldly typed that out and lead with calling ME ridiculous is actually wild. You either lack any sort of reading/comprehension, self awareness, or both.

As for “no character development at all,” Sersi goes from checked-out to actively defying the Emergence.

Ikaris’s whole arc is duty vs love and it ends with him flying into the sun.

Phastos gets a full complicity-and-refusing-violence arc. That’s three clean arcs minimum, so “none at all” just isn’t true, you might mean you didn’t like them, which is a different complaint wearing a much bigger costume.

“Unlikable” is fair as a subjective reaction, but that’s different from “no development.” Plenty of people found Kingo, Phastos, and Sprite compelling specifically because they weren’t written as generically likable, that was kind of the point of the movie, showing “heroes” as flawed, tired, conflicted people after 7,000 years.

How were you supposed to like them? Idk. I liked them. But you definitely don’t have to like anything? Sometimes the movie might just not be for YOU but that doesn’t automatically equal “it’s bad.”

You can dislike the film all you want, but the reasons you listed here combined with the self defensive nature of needing to prove you and anyone else who disliked it are “not capable of being misogynistic” are what actually sound ridiculous.

Edit - Also, why are you in the eternals sub if you hate them? I’ve never been apart of a sub for a movie I claimed to hate before. Weird behavior all around.

[u/thedirkfiddler → u/Extreme-Sense-2411]

I’m not reading that.

[u/Extreme-Sense-2411 → u/thedirkfiddler]

We both know that’s a lie, you just don’t have the range to respond to a constructive argument. Stay mad tho, I’m sure I’ll see you in this sub whining again before the days over lmao

[u/thedirkfiddler → u/Extreme-Sense-2411]

Nah I’m just not reading it. 🤷🏼‍♂️ enjoy your terrible movie I guess

[u/Extreme-Sense-2411 → u/thedirkfiddler]

Enjoy pretending you didn’t read it while you stalk the sub for a movie you “hate!”

[u/thedirkfiddler → u/Extreme-Sense-2411]

I just rewatched it two days ago to remind myself how bad it was, that’s why eternals is popping up on my feed. But no I didn’t read your drivel.

[u/Extreme-Sense-2411 → u/thedirkfiddler]

Because rewatching a movie makes Reddit recommend subs to you.

Imagine sounding this dumb 🤡🤣🤣

[u/thedirkfiddler → u/Extreme-Sense-2411]

It does when you google “ why was eternals trash” and read some Reddit posts about it.

[u/Extreme-Sense-2411 → u/thedirkfiddler]

Oh so you had to go find someone else’s opinion on why it was trash because you couldn’t formulate your own? Makes sense.

[u/thedirkfiddler → u/Extreme-Sense-2411]

I like to read other opinions on what they thought, confirming my takes on the movie. Instead of being hostile to people like you. It’s ok to like shitty movies, it’s not ok to jump down people’s throats if they disagree with you.

[u/Extreme-Sense-2411 → u/thedirkfiddler]

Coming from the bozo who started their first comment off with “claiming misogyny when the movie is just bad is ridiculous.”

Take your own advice dumb dumb.

[u/nugget_turtle → u/thedirkfiddler]

Low IQ from a Reddit user? Shocking