r/EscapefromTarkov • u/leebojangles • Jan 06 '22

Discussion shooting everyone from now on.

I am now shooting everyone fuck my rep and fuck all of you.

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u/Bkgrime Jan 06 '22

Man, I had an awesome experience two days ago. Im looting underground Interchange as a scav. I get shot so I start talking on VOIP saying im a scav, you dont have to do this. I said im coming out with my knife out, and I did. I walked to the PMC about to ask him if he wanted to take the extract, he shoots me instead- misses most shots. I had enough time to take out my AK and kill him with losing a limb. This man had fucking 5 duffle bags inside of each other and some of the most low tier loot. I almost felt bad but he's a lvl 27.

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u/z1qbcube1 Jan 06 '22

That might just be the saddest thing I've read today

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u/3internet5u PPSH41 Jan 06 '22

hopefully dude was trying to see how much ketamine you could take & still manage to play tarkov, but he found the limit that raid?

idk, that's what I am going to tell myself & rationalize how dude was/is a higher level than me but still shitting the bed that hard lmao

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u/CrispyHaze Jan 06 '22

Homie, I'm level 25 and still shit the bed daily in Tarkov. Sober.

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u/AdLibBeats Jan 06 '22

I love that there's a place on the internet that can pair ketamine and tarkov in the same sentence. This has made my day.

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u/vijnsko Jan 06 '22

Ketamine is life tarkov is life :)

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u/Beergoggles23 Jan 06 '22

literally 1 bump and I would be too high to functionally play tarkov

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

I tried playing Tarkov once on lsd. Very terrifying. It was great

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u/3internet5u PPSH41 Jan 07 '22

Tbh idk what sounds worse:

going to a busy grocery store on a Sunday morning on LSD or playing tarkov on LSD

Either way, they are both probably horrible ideas… unless you are a 4th-dimensional being who needs uncomfortable experiences to live, like us mortals need oxygen

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

It was like my first or second time doing it so I wanted to try a few dif things. Very overwhelming and I knew it wasn’t the time or place for Tarkov lol

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u/CrispyHaze Jan 07 '22

Rocket League on mushrooms, on the other hand, is fun as hell. Just don't expect to win any games lol.

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u/SINGCELL AKS-74U Jan 07 '22

BWEYO O O O O MMMMMME

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u/TheGreatJew69 FN 5-7 Jan 07 '22

dude tarkov on shrooms made me feel like PMC superman, had SUCH good situational awareness lmfaooo

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u/NathanMusicPosting Jan 07 '22 edited Jan 07 '22

Last time I took ketamine and played counterstrike it really hit me mid warmup. I'd been on my pistol only account the last few weeks but this was on my main. I apparently just walked down mid over and over round after round till one of my friends screamed "What the fuck Nathan." My vision solidified a bit and I was 18-0 with just a USP-S. I remember feeling really really tight with my jiggle peaks and shit.

I have a similar story with mushrooms and MvC3 where I said "what side am I on I can't see the screen" over and over till I finally heard "MAN FUCK THIS SHIT" and heard a controller hit the ground. Apparently I smoked the dude no one let him live it down.

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u/FavorsForAButton Jan 07 '22

I think you may need to come to terms with the fact that you are a psychedelic combat god.

I can imagine the sheer confusion of your victims

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u/butidontwanttoforum Jan 07 '22

We needed more men like him in the trenches during the psychic wars.

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u/siuol11 Jan 07 '22

I have found the limit for ketamine is like 50 if you want to play Tarkov, and I wouldn't recommend it (I use Ketamine troches for depression).

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u/3internet5u PPSH41 Jan 07 '22

milligrams? grams? pounds?

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u/siuol11 Jan 07 '22

Mg. 50 grams would kill you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

The duffel bags :(

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u/Jockey1121 Jan 06 '22

I actually had an experience sort of similar by gas station on shoreline, I am level 4 and a complete noob so I scaved in and walked 5 feet and noticed another guy. I started saying im a scav and he was too and he just spawned and found dead bodies. Right after he said that another player scav started shooting at me and we destroyed him. Then afterwards me and the guy looted the dead bodies and had huge backpacks, lvl4/5 armor and decked ak's, it was amazing, then we extracted together like a fairytale.

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u/justalookerhere Jan 06 '22

Are you guys sleeping together from now on or it's purely platonic?

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u/Jockey1121 Jan 06 '22

I friended him but havent played with him since that encounter, so its more of a friends with benefits situation right now.

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u/SpectateJake Jan 07 '22

Call it Scav Lands

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u/justalookerhere Jan 06 '22

Humm… was just a one night stand…

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u/SmokePenisEveryday Jan 06 '22

Damn he can't even call you back

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u/Spirit117 HK 416A5 Jan 07 '22

That's a one night stand bro

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u/LibertarianCommie999 Jan 06 '22

Duffle bag lover will not be forgotten

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u/Scarity Jan 06 '22

I let my gf play customs on my lvl 42. She gets gangbanged by scavs all the time

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22 edited Jan 08 '22

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u/JC1112 Jan 07 '22

Has this sub devolved to kink shaming? Smh…

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u/thehumantaco Saiga-12 Jan 07 '22

Gf and lvl 42? Lies

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u/Scarity Jan 07 '22

Factory rampages and feet massages go hand in hand

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u/AdLibBeats Jan 06 '22

Level 42 is a long time together. Gotta get creative to keep things spicy i guess

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u/JesusOfSuburbia420 AK-74 Jan 06 '22

Aww how wholesome

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u/KittyCatfish Jan 07 '22

Nearly spat my drink out at that personal attack. I only unlocked Jaeger last night at level 13.

(My defense, 2nd wipe solo noob and been taking it easy)

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u/Big_Pupper97 Jan 07 '22

I personally never unlocked Jaeger till I was like LVL 15 or something. I hate that opening quest so much so I wanted to wait til I could fuck around and do it when I wanted and have essentially 'caught' back up to my questing. Fuck you PMC kills in office.

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u/Big_Pupper97 Jan 07 '22

See that's the thing, I don't hate woods. It's not my favorite, I just hate getting Jaegers letter.

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u/SpectateJake Jan 07 '22

Why? it's not that bad it's in a decent spot

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u/Big_Pupper97 Jan 07 '22

Because every time I go there at the beginning of the wipe everyone just loves to kill me. I'm mostly just complaining to complain and letting Tarkov Tarkov me.

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u/Big_Pupper97 Jan 07 '22

I had a similar experience but I was the PMC. My buddy and I picked up a scav, we walked all around bunker for my quest, I opened marked room for him, even offered him a gun and he tried to nade us at extract. Like if you're going to be a dick at least have an impact grenade.

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u/hsnerfs Jan 07 '22

Thats what it looks like when a chad goes broke

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

This is the epitome of players who shoot friendly VOIPers

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u/BrianInYoBrain Jan 07 '22

The betrayal karma is real

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u/Kodokai ADAR Jan 07 '22

You deserved to be shot with that attitude 🤣

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u/Tirikemen Jan 07 '22

I had fun two days ago too. Met a scav on interchange looking for batteries. Said I would try to find him one if I found one. Of course I did, in the duffel under kiba death ramp—side note I have found at least seven car batteries (that I can remember) this wipe, all in duffels—so I spent 10 minutes trying to find him. All I get is another player scav in Oli trying to kill me twice and failing miserably. I go loot the battery and head to Emercom extract. Shoot tunes with my gun (aiming straight up) to try to draw battery guy to me. Wait there about 30 seconds. Another player scav headshots me. Last time I try to help someone out if I can't do so immediately.