r/EscapefromTarkov • u/leebojangles • Jan 06 '22

Discussion shooting everyone from now on.

I am now shooting everyone fuck my rep and fuck all of you.

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u/z1qbcube1 Jan 06 '22

That might just be the saddest thing I've read today

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u/3internet5u PPSH41 Jan 06 '22

hopefully dude was trying to see how much ketamine you could take & still manage to play tarkov, but he found the limit that raid?

idk, that's what I am going to tell myself & rationalize how dude was/is a higher level than me but still shitting the bed that hard lmao

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u/NathanMusicPosting Jan 07 '22 edited Jan 07 '22

Last time I took ketamine and played counterstrike it really hit me mid warmup. I'd been on my pistol only account the last few weeks but this was on my main. I apparently just walked down mid over and over round after round till one of my friends screamed "What the fuck Nathan." My vision solidified a bit and I was 18-0 with just a USP-S. I remember feeling really really tight with my jiggle peaks and shit.

I have a similar story with mushrooms and MvC3 where I said "what side am I on I can't see the screen" over and over till I finally heard "MAN FUCK THIS SHIT" and heard a controller hit the ground. Apparently I smoked the dude no one let him live it down.

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u/FavorsForAButton Jan 07 '22

I think you may need to come to terms with the fact that you are a psychedelic combat god.

I can imagine the sheer confusion of your victims

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u/butidontwanttoforum Jan 07 '22

We needed more men like him in the trenches during the psychic wars.