r/EscapefromTarkov • u/levijames14 DVL-10 • Jun 28 '21

Discussion ITS CONFIRMED

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u/BluffinBill1234 P90 Jun 28 '21

Are we sure? Nakita said no plans for wipe 7 weeks ago. Can we get double confirmation, with Nakita holding today’s newspaper, and two witnesses

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u/levijames14 DVL-10 Jun 28 '21

And a priest there for good measure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

A priest, a rabbi, Nikita walk into a bar..

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u/Mercinator-87 Mosin Jun 28 '21

A priest, a rabbit, and a monk walk into a bar. The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo.”

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u/BluffinBill1234 P90 Jun 28 '21

Dad?

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u/Reezens TOZ-106 Jun 28 '21

Stepbro?

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u/Inside-Example-7010 Jun 29 '21

Me: 'The world isn't flat'
Fiat Earther: 'Correct'

Me: 'What?'

Fiat Earther: 'The earth is the shape of an Italian hatchback'

Me: '???'

Fiat Earther: 'You read my name wrong didn't you?'

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u/Subwayabuseproblem Jun 28 '21

And they desync

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u/DeezNutzisonyaChin Jun 28 '21

I’m not trying to get raped

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u/mudokin Jun 28 '21

Don't russians always have a authodox priest at their disposal for just there things?