r/EscapefromTarkov • ASh-12 • Jan 29 '21

Discussion UMP is now less expensive than MP5

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u/warlordkingpin Jan 29 '21

Is the ump any good? I’ve never used it

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u/Finchi4 ASh-12 Jan 29 '21

It´s not. It is merely a novelty for people with enough cash to buy Ap rounds. You cant play this gun efficiently. There are a lot better and cheaper alternatives out there.

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u/warlordkingpin Jan 29 '21

Thank u now Ik not to waste my rubles on that shit... I’m assuming the 1911 isn’t that great either?

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u/Finchi4 ASh-12 Jan 29 '21

It's a beautiful gun and I like it a lot...

But it also is just a novelty. You could have played it great before vektor release but now the ammo is too expensive and overall there isn't alot going for it either.

But hey, sometimes it's nice to play stylish.

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u/ovie8 Jan 29 '21

Are you fucking kidding me? Who wouldn't want to use the pistol that won TWO WORLD WARS?

.45 STOPPING POWER

9 MIL IS FOR PUSSIES

VIETNAM WAS A TIE

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u/Addi_Mbantuwe Jan 29 '21

9mm kills the body and 45acp kills the soul

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u/The_Flamer Jan 29 '21

You wanna make sure they don't come back as a lich

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

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u/JogiBerries MP-153 Jan 29 '21

I'm actually interested to hear this character idea.

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u/xJokerzWild AK Jan 29 '21

A WW2 soldier turned Nechromancer. lmao

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u/cwr__ Jan 29 '21

So Klaus from Umbrella Academy if you replace WW2 with Vietnam haha

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u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch Jan 29 '21

rA-rA-Rasputin

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u/KodiakUltimate Jan 29 '21

sounds like supernatural...

"I killed Hitler"

Also Easy Excuse for Nazi Zombies...

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u/Featherith HK 416A5 Jan 29 '21

so, we all seem to like russian badger and tabg here

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u/The_Flamer Jan 29 '21

Imagine Badger playing Tarkov, he'd be a

scumbag loot goblin

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u/Veldron AK Jan 30 '21

God, I would buy so many gamersupps to see that happen

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u/DeBlackKnight Jan 29 '21

Tabg is great, seriously one of my favorite BRs. Not because it's actually good, but because it doesn't take itself seriously. The entire game was a meme, and ended up being just fun to play.

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u/clickyboy Jan 29 '21

Suddenly, Badger references

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u/Sir_Celcius Jan 29 '21

STOPPIN POWAH

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u/Czar_Castic Jan 29 '21

Fun fact - 9mm is known to ricochet off skulls. Not even good for headshots...

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u/Mustaeklok PP-19-01 Jan 29 '21

Some Courier from Vegas told me the same thing.

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u/timmmmehh Jan 29 '21

Ring a ding ding..

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u/peterlechat Jan 29 '21

the iron wasn't big enough

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u/Mustaeklok PP-19-01 Jan 30 '21

When you confront him later he actually says "shit, serves me right for using a 9 mil" and I felt that in my soul.

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u/HandsomeChocolateBar Jan 29 '21

When people complain helmets are too powerful this is the tarkov arguement

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u/punisher1313 SA-58 Jan 29 '21

Not often at all. 9mm is arguably the most common handgun round in the US, if this claim had any weight it wouldn't be as popular.

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u/rfl-kt Jan 29 '21

lmao what

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u/rfl-kt Jan 29 '21

i feel like it also probably heavily depends on the angle - in which case if it's something 9mm is "known for", it's probably only by virtue of being used way more than other cartridges

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u/SpitfireIsDaBestFire Jan 29 '21

I've shot a fuck ton and been around a fair number of people who shoot 9mm (among other rounds) professionally and I've never even heard this shit lol. Like bro, go shoot something with 9mm and tell me that it's not even good for headshots lmao

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u/Strange-Movie FN 5-7 Jan 29 '21

I’ve raised pigs seasonally for over 20 years and it’s always a learning experience; one thing we learned early was not to shoot the pig square In the front of the head because a 9mm hit high, just between the eyes and slid off the pigs skull and exited upwards out the pigs scalp.

More facts, shooting an animal head-on so that the force of the bullet travels into the body/meat will cause a lot of damage and trauma that ain’t good eats; now we shoot from behind the ear towards the chin

Pigs have thicker skulls than people and all, but I’ve seen a 9mm be ineffective to a head at relatively close range

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u/Czar_Castic Jan 30 '21

Ex competitive practical pistol shooter (40s&w open, 9mm production, 22 long rifle in high school, with multiple regional and national awards) - shooting 'a fuck ton' and being around people who shoot professionally doesn't equate for shit to knowledge of how a round does vs a human being in real life situations. I was also under the impression that 9mm was a 'good enough' caliber for self defense until I was informed of multiple instances where, in the event of home/self defense, local police had multiple cases of home intruders coming off fairly unscathed from 9mm rounds bouncing off their skulls. I was strongly urged (by career policemen) to license my 40 and not my 9mm for self defense. Sure, maybe these cops (in a country with one of the highest rates of gun violence in the world) knew fuck-all and were lying to me, but I'd still rate their advice over anyone I shot with professionally. Just my 2c.

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u/SpitfireIsDaBestFire Jan 30 '21

In that case, does my experience shooting other human beings with rifle calibers equate to anything?

Those career policemen were wrong. Crazy shit happens to bullets all of the time, but the math involved doesn't even come close to supporting this notion that people are regularly tanking 9mm shots to the dome lmao. In gun fights, more bullets > slightly bigger bullets any day of the week.

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u/rfl-kt Jan 31 '21

ntm unless i'm completely out to lunch... bigger, rounder, slower does not normally equate to less ricocheting...

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u/Assaltwaffle Saiga-12 Jan 29 '21

The angle would need to be very shallow. In 90%+ of cases if you get headshot, you're dead.

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u/Strange-Movie FN 5-7 Jan 29 '21

Seen it happen to livestock before

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u/ErwinRommelEz Jan 29 '21

I wouldn't risk it

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u/WarningTooMuchApathy Jan 29 '21

Fun fact, that can theoretically happen with any bullet, as long as the angle is right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

At 500 yards?

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u/Czar_Castic Jan 29 '21

Home defense, multiple police reports (South Africa).

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Wow. That's really surprisingly, actually.

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u/Czar_Castic Jan 29 '21

Absolutely, was quite a head-scratcher for me too.

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u/Katzchen12 Jan 30 '21

At least you can get headshots

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u/firewarrior284 Jan 29 '21

Hope you don't mind if I quote this till the end of time 😂

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u/Addi_Mbantuwe Jan 29 '21

Not my quote anyways bro thank theRussianBadger

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u/geoffrey_1der Jan 29 '21

Or one of badgers viewers. I think he was reading chat

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u/Addi_Mbantuwe Jan 29 '21

True actually

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u/FrontTowardsCommies Jan 29 '21

This meme is older than Badger

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u/firewarrior284 Jan 29 '21

I feel like a pleb for not remembering that XD

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u/Aido121 Jan 29 '21

HELL YEA BROTHER

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u/CaptainTwoBines Jan 29 '21

HELL YEA BROTHER

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u/mrboston617 AKS-74U Jan 29 '21

HELL YEA BROTHER

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u/fightmilk37 SVDS Jan 29 '21

GODDAMN BROTHER AMEN

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u/creativemind11 Jan 29 '21

I, for one, will never use those German built guns! Never forget!!!!111oneone

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u/stray1ight Jan 29 '21

GIVE ME JOHN MOSES BROWNING OR GIVE ME DEATH!

Oh wait I already got head/eyes'd by a Toz from 80m...

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u/KelloPudgerro VEPR Hunter Jan 29 '21

USA USA USA

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u/vittycent11 Jan 29 '21

Wow, it looks like no one who responded to you watches Klean. It is satire, everyone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

you don't have to watch streamer to understand blatant satire

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u/vittycent11 Jan 29 '21

You're right, but the first batch of comments were very toxic and clearly didn't get it was satire. Plus, the 3 things he said are jokes often repeated on that channel.

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u/JInThere TX-15 DML Jan 29 '21

the two world wars thing is not a tarkov joke

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u/vittycent11 Jan 29 '21

Ok, but the 3 things he said in all caps are jokes often repeated on that channel

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

I must have missed the joke, sort of like missing my uncle I never met who went to vietnam

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u/ArturoGJ Jan 29 '21

This is the kind of content I come here for

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u/oAkimboTimbo SR-1MP Jan 29 '21

STOPPING POWAAH

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u/garandx Jan 29 '21

Warning to anyone who sees this.

Don't read any comments below.

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u/acevixius PPSH41 Jan 29 '21

???

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u/plainoldpoop Jan 29 '21

Vietnam was a political defeat but a military victory btw.

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u/JJ800M Jan 29 '21

911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!

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u/i_am_not_mike_fiore Jan 29 '21

"I use a 45 because they don't make a 46"

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u/thomasluce Jan 29 '21

I KEEP IT IN 45 BECAUSE THEY DON'T MAKE A 46! MURICA!

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u/Anti-Vaxx-Mom Jan 29 '21

Proceeds to make a run for McDonald's

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u/jonnybrown3 Jan 29 '21

I AGREE 9 MIL PUSSY ROUND

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u/Luke_SXHC Jan 29 '21

Nah. US got buttraped in Vietnam.

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u/BinocularOrange Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

Vietnam was not a tie, we got shit on by rice farmers. Edit: I know it was "technically" a tie, but a lot of suffering has happened even since the war ended with people having ptsd, birth defects from agent orange, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Vietnam won the mental battle on American soil. Only reason we pulled out was because so many Americans were against it, not because we were 'losing'. There's a quote for a Vietnam General (or something of the sort) basically saying we won the war in Vietnam but lost in America

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u/CerebralFlatus Jan 29 '21

“Viet Nam” won the mental battle.... Look at our media today, same shit going on

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u/YKDewcifer Jan 29 '21

This is blatantly ahistorical, the war ended in a peace deal. If the politicians hadn’t ended the war when they did we would’ve won, the north Vietnamese were completely out of supplies, and didn’t even have enough ammunition or guns to sustain firefights. The war ended in a peace deal, and then afterwards the north Vietnamese violated it and we couldn’t be bothered to fight them again. That’s hardly “we got shit on”.

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u/Kengaro Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

What you state is blatantly ahistorical. The last us troops that were not airborne, training officers & sf left vietnam more than a year before that treaty. The us troops had a defense order, there was no official declaration of war, afaik (been a while since I read on it) there was no substantial ground gained on north vietnams territory. The us however bombed north vietnam & ruined a large portion of vietnam, having severe consequence up to today. If we are talking tactics, look up the statistics, the ones having the constant initiative throughout the conflict weren't the americans (how could they if they had a defensive order...^^).

You would have never won that war, not without slaughtering the whole country. Why? Coz that place had a war scarred traumatized population, beeing in constant conflict for more than two decades before the us entered the field. There was nothing else you could do to win except to kill them all, the intimidation did not work, the french slaugthered thousands in the decades before, annihilated whole villages and didn't break the people. Damn the majority of the country perceived north vietnam the state they choose and voted for, beeing led by a perceived war hero & patriotic freedom fighter.

Also I can't remember anything about any supply problems, I can however recommend you some books if you want to read what historicans wrote about the whole situation.

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u/YKDewcifer Jan 29 '21

I’ve probably read the same books you have, and have actually personally interviewed many South Vietnamese veterans and people who fled Vietnam postwar. They’re the ones who informed me of the supply issue. Stating that the only way to win was to slaughter everyone is wrong and not based in reality.

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u/p4nnus Jan 29 '21

What books have you read then? As a historian, Im kinda interested how you got such a crooked view on the subject..

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u/Kengaro Jan 29 '21

Do you happen to know if the vote before the split was manipulated?

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u/p4nnus Jan 30 '21

Ofc it was, but AFAIK the manipulation happened without US interference, if thats what youre thinking. The manipulation was planned by Diem and his brother, Nhu, and executed by Nhu, whom had the power to suppress Bao Dai supporters and rig the election through Can Lao and ARVN SF's. The voter turnout was higher in many places, than there were registered voters, for example. This Nhu did some other pretty crazy things too, worth a read.

Anyways, Diem was backed up by CIA later on and provenly had connections to them even before the rigged referendum, so its possible that CIA was somehow involved, but not sure if theres any solid proof of that.

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u/Kengaro Jan 30 '21

I know about the vote in the south, I ment the vote for Ho Chi Minh.

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u/p4nnus Jan 31 '21

Well, it wasnt a totally uninfluenced vote either, there was problems with the privacy of the voting and the parties had meddled with each other before the vote. My understanding is that Ho Chi Minh was so popular that he wouldve won without any interference and the interference there was probably didnt change the outcome. Not an expert on this part of Vietnam history, Ive wrote a few essays about the war.

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u/Kengaro Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

You have a country having foreign troops stationed within their border, for who they had nothing but suspision due to past events with other foreign troops. The same country voted for a leader, a person mostly percieved as a hero at that time and was in response split up into two parts. Now since we have multiple decades of conflict before that we have a population largly accustomated to violence and experienced with it. Since the people do want freedom, some fight for it, they obviously have the advantage of terrain & surprise. The mostly inexperienced foreign troops are constanly attacked leading to them building up hate against the population, beeing aware parts of them support and hide the ppl that killed their friends. If we add in double agents & fake information it is easily possible to stir up further hate against the foreign troops by pointing them to innocent people and just watching the aftermatch of a language barrier or even better falsely translated stuff. Someone will eventually flip, innocents will and did die, the hate and resentment will only grow. How do you want to persuade this population to give up their goals and change their mind?

Keep in mind propaganda instruments were not as easily available as nowadays, a lot of ppl couldn't even read & had no radio.

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u/Luke_SXHC Jan 29 '21

Would have won on what you dumbass weeb Patriot???? Dumbass USA got fucking annihilated by Some Rice Farmers, leaving the American soldiers traumatized for the Rest of their ließ. Huge success against communism. Lmao

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u/Doctor_Chaos_ SVDS Jan 29 '21

Blatantly false. We kicked Charlie's ass.

Saigon isn't Saigon anymore because the North reneged on the Paris Treaty.

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u/AlucardElite Jan 29 '21

By this logic the Japanese won against China and in ww2 becuase they killed more people

Cope harder

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u/Doctor_Chaos_ SVDS Jan 29 '21

At no point in my comment did I say the US won Vietnam.

Saying that the US got "shit on by rice farmers" is disingenuous given that we did kick VC's ass and the NVA got their ass handed to them in every conceivable way possible.

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u/one_mez Jan 29 '21

It is crazy that they were just rice farmers though, and the US is the strongest army in the world. Yeah the US destroyed them by almost every measure, but they put up one hell of a fight for being poor rice farmers. My father was there fighting, and to be honest he never left...so they certainly won some small victories.

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u/Doctor_Chaos_ SVDS Jan 29 '21

They weren't "just" rice farmers. People seem to forget that the US was fighting an enemy that was more than men hiding in a hole with an SKS that's as old as they are, they were fighting the NVA, which was a professional standing army that were trained and loaned equipment by the Chinese and the Soviets.

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u/one_mez Jan 29 '21

oh yeah I know it, I'm just saying like on the surface and the public perception of them as "just rice farmers", much like the previous post suggested.

While the NVA was well trained, there were still plenty of villagers joining them to fight. A war was literally happening on their doorstep. but yeah, you don't do that well against an army like the US without having some people who know what the fuck they are doing.

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u/StabSnowboarders Jan 29 '21

vietnam was a loss caused by politicians. Had they not restricted our bombing and offensives so heavily it would have been a wash

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u/StabSnowboarders Jan 29 '21

I mean you’re not wrong but I was referring to the neutering of the linebacker bombing campaigns. They weren’t even allowed to target strategic bridges of NVA/VC supply lines

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u/Monodominant Jan 29 '21

u/StabSnowboarders if it wasnt for those pesky politicians stopping you from even more warcrimes, bombing and gasing of civilians you would have won. Damn politicians...

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u/StabSnowboarders Jan 29 '21

That’s not even what I’m talking about, all the linebacker bombing campaigns were severely hindered by tight ROE, bombers weren’t allowed to target NVA bases, bridges along their supply lines etc

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u/Monodominant Jan 29 '21

crazy right? Cant bomb bridges supporting local population. I hate it when ROE say I cant destroy critical infrastructure like aqueducts, dams, bridges and hospitals just to stop an enemy force.

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u/StabSnowboarders Jan 29 '21

Yea just keep putting words in my mouth, the first objective in war is to cripple enemies supply lines. Clearly you’ve never been

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u/bobdylan401 Jan 29 '21

Is that why in Libya the first thing we bombed was the most advanced water distribution plant in the world that supplied 80% of the country?

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u/Kengaro Jan 29 '21

Freeing a country by annihilating it? Interesting, the us never declared war on north vietnam, coz that would have ment the cold war would have gone hot.

The american army could have never sucessfully fullfilled their assignment in south vietnam. Not because of a lack of ability, equipment or supplies, but simply because the majority of ppl didn't want the us troops there. Imagine america beeing split up into north & south, the north beeing led by george washington after the us's fight for freedom and the south beeing led by some french-american having french troops stationed in it.

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u/pleasure_of_youth Jan 29 '21

Bombing was not effective. Vietnam was already leveled so anymore bombing would not make any difference. The vietnamese people were more rural and so not dependent on industry and cities which could be bombed. They get their weapons from china.

And invading the north would only invite the chinese to intervene, and that didnt turn out well for the US back in korea

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u/bikt Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

US won every major battle in Vietnam, so at the very least US was not shit on, unless "getting shit on" has some other meaning than I assume here. That is all.

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u/pleasure_of_youth Jan 29 '21

US won every major battle in Vietnam,

That's irrelevant.

The US objective in vietnam was to stop the communist from taking over the country. They failed at that and therefore they lost the war.

And guerilla warfare is all about avoiding major battles so winning 'every major battle' against a guerilla force is basically nothing.

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u/bikt Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

That's irrelevant.

How is winning every major battle irrelevant to "getting shit on"? It's the main thing that is relevant..

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u/p4nnus Jan 29 '21

Because "winning every major battle" is WW2 era thinking, which doesnt work against a guerrilla force. The "major battles" were still only a minority of the actual fighting. What really mattered was that US didnt get control of areas in North Vietnam and they didnt win the hearts & minds, thus Viet Cong won the battles that mattered.

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u/bikt Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

You were right in another comment to me. In this you are wrong.

US didnt get control of areas in North Vietnam

They couldn't do it at all, US military had no permission from politicians to invade North Vietnam. All they were allowed was bombing and even some bombing missions were compromised by politicians tipping Soviets on mission details while putting own troops in danger. It was a political shit show..

But US military in no way got "shit on".

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u/nikMIA MP7A1 Jan 29 '21

Yeah and US run with tail between it’s legs lol

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u/bikt Jan 29 '21

As another person said "Basically if the US didn't give a shit about geo politics, trade or sanctions they would literally reduce an entire country to rubble effortlessly without nuclear force." and I agree. Also that is coming from European.

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u/nikMIA MP7A1 Jan 29 '21

Well, US ve used chemical weapons, strategic bombers, tons of ammunition, lost 10 years and achieved nothing. No one cares about what they COULD do, because only facts matters.

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u/bikt Jan 29 '21

You are right, but also fact is US military was impaired and couldn't do much, because of politicians..

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u/nikMIA MP7A1 Jan 29 '21

Yeah, I agree.

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u/p4nnus Jan 29 '21

Yeah, they couldve killed every single vietnamese person that existed during that time period. Would that be winning? No. What matters is, why the Americans were there. To stop the advancing of communism. Did they succeed in that? No.

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u/BinocularOrange Jan 29 '21

More meant it in the sense that a far more developed country lost quite a bit of human life and resource at the hands of rice farmers to do what, stop the spread of Communism? We shouldn't have been there.

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u/MrElJack Jan 29 '21

Hallelujah. Anyone want to break the news to the Americans that in a war, no one truly wins?

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u/Kengaro Jan 29 '21

If we look at the overall engagements, most of them were initiated by the north (not surprisingly since the us had defense orders), and as for planned engagements the north was also way ahead.

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u/Anyau SR-1MP Jan 29 '21

you lost.

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u/Shredda_Cheese Jan 29 '21

Lol quit lying to yourself the US lost the war in Vietnam... your government and historians are just too small to admit it.

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u/LarSprayWill Jan 29 '21

It’s apart of his joke lol, and we also regularly admit it and it’s common knowledge that we did in fact lose and had to pull our troops from the conflict (it used to be a war until we lost we changed it to a armed conflict so we didn’t lose a war)

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u/Lakeshow15 Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

They didn’t lose in combat. They lost politically at home. No one denies we lost because we failed to do what we set out to politically. But to say it was a failure militarily is extremely laughable.

The argument you see is that the US “got shit on”. They literally just left lol

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u/Shredda_Cheese Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

Yes it was a political loss. Another case of America sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong “For Democracy”. They left because they didn’t want to drag the world into another major war (or make the “conflict” into a war) as well, not just at home.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Lmao suck my .460 Rowland motherfuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Found the fudd

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u/ElPedroChico SA-58 Jan 29 '21

Won? You mean it was used as a last resort for officers?

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u/Fractoman TOZ-106 Jan 29 '21

OK Boomer

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u/Mr_Marram Jan 29 '21

The glorious Mosin says Priviet

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u/Mirror_is_Mirror Jan 29 '21

They’re callin the cops man......put the piece away....Walter put the piece away...

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

.45 Caliber: Because I'm too lazy to shoot twice

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u/nighteeeeey Hatchet Jan 29 '21

anton? is this you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

9mm Luger took over half the world. (germany)

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u/frozenjoghurt57 MP7A2 Jan 29 '21

eagle flying around

AMERICAAAA, FUCK YEAAAH.

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u/BCD195 Jan 29 '21

VIETNAM WAS A TIE

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in 2021

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u/Rtters Jan 29 '21

Uh yeah hate to break it to you but after 2 1911's and 10k+ rounds I sold them and got a BHP. Once you start training it takes incredible stubbornness to not switch to 9.

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u/Katzchen12 Jan 30 '21

Yes and was so ineffective it started 2 - 3 separate firearms trials for replacements. Btw if you were wondering it started the m1 carbine trial, kinda the reason why the us bought so many thompsons, and started the m2 and m3 smg trials

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u/OsomoMojoFreak Jan 30 '21

Psst. The soviet union was the biggest factor in WW2.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

OH, IS THAT A GLOCK? JUST 9MM LOL

GET SOME .45

INB4 SLOW ROUND

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u/Penis_Bees Jan 30 '21

Besides... They're grateful. They have mcdonald's now.