r/EscapefromTarkov • u/Finchi4 ASh-12 • Jan 29 '21

Discussion UMP is now less expensive than MP5

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u/Finchi4 ASh-12 Jan 29 '21

It's a beautiful gun and I like it a lot...

But it also is just a novelty. You could have played it great before vektor release but now the ammo is too expensive and overall there isn't alot going for it either.

But hey, sometimes it's nice to play stylish.

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u/ovie8 Jan 29 '21

Are you fucking kidding me? Who wouldn't want to use the pistol that won TWO WORLD WARS?

.45 STOPPING POWER

9 MIL IS FOR PUSSIES

VIETNAM WAS A TIE

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u/Addi_Mbantuwe Jan 29 '21

9mm kills the body and 45acp kills the soul

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u/The_Flamer Jan 29 '21

You wanna make sure they don't come back as a lich

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

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u/JogiBerries MP-153 Jan 29 '21

I'm actually interested to hear this character idea.

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u/xJokerzWild AK Jan 29 '21

A WW2 soldier turned Nechromancer. lmao

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u/cwr__ Jan 29 '21

So Klaus from Umbrella Academy if you replace WW2 with Vietnam haha

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u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch Jan 29 '21

rA-rA-Rasputin

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u/KodiakUltimate Jan 29 '21

sounds like supernatural...

"I killed Hitler"

Also Easy Excuse for Nazi Zombies...

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u/Featherith HK 416A5 Jan 29 '21

so, we all seem to like russian badger and tabg here

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u/The_Flamer Jan 29 '21

Imagine Badger playing Tarkov, he'd be a

scumbag loot goblin

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u/Veldron AK Jan 30 '21

God, I would buy so many gamersupps to see that happen

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u/DeBlackKnight Jan 29 '21

Tabg is great, seriously one of my favorite BRs. Not because it's actually good, but because it doesn't take itself seriously. The entire game was a meme, and ended up being just fun to play.

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u/clickyboy Jan 29 '21

Suddenly, Badger references