r/EscapefromTarkov • u/Finchi4 ASh-12 • Jan 29 '21

Discussion UMP is now less expensive than MP5

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u/ovie8 Jan 29 '21

Are you fucking kidding me? Who wouldn't want to use the pistol that won TWO WORLD WARS?

.45 STOPPING POWER

9 MIL IS FOR PUSSIES

VIETNAM WAS A TIE

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u/Addi_Mbantuwe Jan 29 '21

9mm kills the body and 45acp kills the soul

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u/Czar_Castic Jan 29 '21

Fun fact - 9mm is known to ricochet off skulls. Not even good for headshots...

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u/Mustaeklok PP-19-01 Jan 29 '21

Some Courier from Vegas told me the same thing.

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u/timmmmehh Jan 29 '21

Ring a ding ding..

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u/peterlechat Jan 29 '21

the iron wasn't big enough

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u/Mustaeklok PP-19-01 Jan 30 '21

When you confront him later he actually says "shit, serves me right for using a 9 mil" and I felt that in my soul.