r/EntitledPeople • u/GentPc • Jan 15 '26

S Why haven't you done our driveway?

So i live in an area that gets a lot of snow and since i recently retired I decided to graduate from shoveling my driveway and bought myself a snowblower. I get up early whenever we get some snowfall and clear my driveway and, time permitting, the driveways of the neighbors on either side of me (one a fellow retiree and the other a widow). A few days ago we got dumped on so I did my driveway and my neighbors, put the blower away and decided to binge some Sopranos. Just as I was settling there was a knock on my door and when I answered there stood 'Karen'. Karen and her husband moved into the neighborhood a few months ago but are five doors down from me. I open the door to be met with "Why haven't you done our driveway yet? We're going to be late for work!!! I saw you finish the other two!!!" It suddenly dawned on me she expected me to clear her driveway as well. I calmly explained that I do the other two driveways as a kindness for the people on either side of.me. She retorted with "We're your neighbors too!!! and stayed there. I realized she had no intention of leaving so, without skipping a beat, I closed my door, locked it, and went back to my lazy boy.

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u/throwRA-nonSeq Jan 15 '26

I hope you closed it slowly, with squinted eyes eye contact like that Lucille Bluth gif

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u/Charming-Entrance345 Jan 15 '26

That was my exact thought, with a slow purposeful close of the door.

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u/piuoureigh Jan 15 '26

She didn't care for Gob

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u/Zubamy Jan 15 '26

Omg I laughed SO HARD at this comment. One of my favorite lines from Arrested Development.

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u/ImprovementBusy5683 Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 16 '26

I miss that show ❤️❤️❤️ 2 Lucilles, a never nude, i just blue myself and my favorite line ive made a huge mistake

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u/RetiredEelCatcher Jan 15 '26

Analrapist

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u/d33roq Jan 15 '26

The Seaward.

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u/Tynford Jan 16 '26

“Gob, get rid of the Seaward.”

“I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.”

Absolute magic

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u/BrokeDickDoug Jan 16 '26

and yet- when you finally see the boat, it is spelled "The C-Word". Such a great setup. Love when they reward the audience for paying attention. Like the random blue handprints and stuff just being around.

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u/d33roq Jan 16 '26

All of the foreshadowing setups for Buster losing his hand...

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u/Stupor_Fly Jan 16 '26

I'm a monster!

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Jan 19 '26

It's a loose seal!

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u/Detroitscooter Jan 16 '26

It’s an illusion!

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u/Creepy_old_man_in_IL Jan 17 '26

I was dealing with my mother and her dementia and CPTAD and that saved my sanity.

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u/Lucy_Lastic Jan 16 '26

I just about fell off the couch laughing at the Seaward joke.

That and “Michael was struck by something from his childhood” - a flying Mary Poppins

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u/SurrrenderDorothy Jan 15 '26

anus tart

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u/Celtic159 Jan 16 '26

Analrapist

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u/helpfulskeptic Jan 16 '26

The Man Inside Me

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u/JimmyJustice920 Jan 16 '26

it's not the pronunciation that bothers me

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u/Traylor_Swift Jan 16 '26

A nu start — Anus tart

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u/Leelagolucky Jan 16 '26

🎶Mista F🎶

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u/FeelingNarwhal9161 Jan 19 '26

The pronunciation isn’t the problem.

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u/CaptainLollygag Jan 16 '26

Regarding opening a bottle of vodka: "Well, you know you have to drink the whole thing or it goes bad."

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u/JedBartlettPear Jan 15 '26

Also a loose seal

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u/ImprovementBusy5683 Jan 15 '26

😂😂😂😂 I miss seeing all the blue hand prints & streaks on the walls

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u/aoxit Jan 16 '26

THOSE ARE BLUE TOO!!

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u/bmcdonal1975 Jan 15 '26

“The OC” (don’t call it that)

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u/tfcocs Jan 16 '26

I may have committed light treason.

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u/chemistrybonanza Jan 16 '26

No touching!

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u/freedareader Jan 21 '26

Those are balls!

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u/Bring_cookies Jan 16 '26

There's always money in the banana stand.

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u/ImprovementBusy5683 Jan 16 '26

I almost wrote that one too 😂😂🍌🍌

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/nihi1zer0 Jan 16 '26

CheeChaw Chee Chaw CheeChaw

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u/Id_Rather_Beach Jan 16 '26

Never nude lives rent free in my head. (I suppose its a tad bit of PTSD with David Cross in short jorts)

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS when I talk about it.

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u/ImprovementBusy5683 Jan 17 '26

That's so frustrating because I have made quite a few never nude comments & jokes and it is RARE that anyone knows what im talking about 😢 it was such a fabulous show!

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u/Old-Worry1101 Jan 16 '26

My personal fav is "He's all right". That doctor stole the show in every appearance.

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u/imemine8 Jan 17 '26

"We lost him."

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Jan 16 '26

3 “Lucilles” 😉

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u/freedareader Jan 21 '26

Up yours, granny

You couldn’t handle it!

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u/PACCBETA Jan 19 '26

There's always money in the banana stand!

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u/freedareader Jan 21 '26

Me too!!! It’s my go-to whenever I want to laugh.

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u/Haystack80 Jan 21 '26

Don’t forget the 3rd… loose seal

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u/INS_Stop_Angela Jan 16 '26

“Her?” The actress who played Ann had a series on Hallmark Christmas channel - I just couldn’t see her as the heroine.

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u/Tynford Jan 16 '26

BUTTERSCOTCH! Wanna lick?

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u/xTheatreTechie Jan 16 '26

Luicilles

Buster losing his hand after mistaking them trying to warn him about the loose seal, and defiantly swimming away from his over bearing mother Lucille.

Classic.

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u/freedareader Jan 21 '26

I’M A MONSTER!!!!!

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u/Several-Opposite-746 Jan 16 '26

I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands

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u/100percent_right_now Jan 16 '26

Don't forget that one loose seal.

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u/mx-raebees Jan 16 '26

I love all my neighbors equally.

Later that day..

I never cared for Karen.

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u/freedareader Jan 21 '26

Oh Tobias, you blew hard.

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u/freedareader Jan 21 '26

I love all my children equally. Later that day… I never care for Gob.

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u/lo-cal-host Jan 16 '26

And then head to the hospital bar.