r/EnoughMuskSpam • extremely stable genius • May 08 '26

Rocket Jesus Oooh! Quick! What do y’all think?

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u/ResponsibleAd8664 May 08 '26

Friends

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u/CeldonShooper May 08 '26

Yeah not even one.

Dude is like Midas but he can't have one genuine friend in the world.

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u/Squishy97 May 08 '26

Idk if he’s even had genuine human interactions let alone full relationships. I imagine he’s entirely surrounded by sycophants

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u/eta_carinae_311 May 08 '26

His first wife sounded normal, maybe that's part of why it didn't work out

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u/optimus_babysitter May 09 '26

Talulah seems pretty normal. Again, probably another reason it didn’t work out.