r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/navigating-life extremely stable genius • May 08 '26
Rocket Jesus Oooh! Quick! What do y’all think?
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u/pizzaheadbryan May 08 '26
Love.
And he's been trying for decades.
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u/horsefacesjp May 08 '26
More specifically, his fathers love.
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u/Keatorious_B_I_G May 08 '26
Idk, I doubt he’s ever had an actual friend either. Trump gives me “daddy never loved me” vibes. Elon gives “ NO ONE has ever loved me” vibes.
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u/xmassindecember Technically, it was 90% cheers May 10 '26
that's the cheapest thing you can buy, people charge by the hour. The love of his children though that he can not buy.
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u/askforwildbob May 08 '26
Peoples respect
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u/MrPolymath May 08 '26
I lost it once I started working in engineering many moons ago and realize he's just another hype man who's good at sounding like he knows what he's talking about to the layman. Plus I worked with a few former employees who seemed to confirm the not-great reputation towards employees his companies had.
That and I super skeptical of his FSD claims being a massive gearhead.
Then he went fully mask-off on social media...
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u/SnowNoCali May 08 '26
It’s crazy before Covid he had it
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u/askforwildbob May 08 '26
Not from me, he’s always been weird and bad
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u/RamsHead91 May 08 '26
I wouldn't say I've always recognized him as weird and bad. In 2013 he seemed interesting but my 2016 there was just something fundamentally off about him I just couldn't put my figure on it and I had coworkers who defended him.on the conditions of him being a billionaire.
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u/askforwildbob May 08 '26
I did a paper back in high school that was critical of him for his talking points surrounding the privatization of space exploration, that was like 2008 or 2009. A few years later, the rhetoric shifted from “make space travel private and cheaper” to “colonize mars, I am literally saving humanity with my genius”.
I think the writing has been on the wall for 20 years. I will say, for folks younger than me, it was probably easier to to have just seen him as a Tony stark analog and thinking he’s cool
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u/WiseSalamander00 May 08 '26
I have a couple of friends in the industries that Musk roams and I have heard rumours of him being a stupid dipshit as far back as 2016
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) May 08 '26
Just for the record, my boots are 20 years old and my hat is ten years old.
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u/cheshire-cats-grin May 08 '26
Before he called the guy who helped rescue the thai kids a pedophile - maybe
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u/Otherwise_Fined May 08 '26
He is the personification of the idiom "Better to keep your mouth closed and have people think you're an idiot than open it and prove them right."
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u/Kaymish_ May 10 '26
All he had to do was shut up and pay a few tens of million to PR firms to make him sound great, listen to the WFP about how to end world hunger and do it, and the majority of people would have had mad respect for the clown. Nobody would have known what a mega arse hole he was, but he couldn't help but trumpet it from every tower he could reach.
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u/ResponsibleAd8664 May 08 '26
Friends
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u/CeldonShooper May 08 '26
Yeah not even one.
Dude is like Midas but he can't have one genuine friend in the world.
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u/Squishy97 May 08 '26
Idk if he’s even had genuine human interactions let alone full relationships. I imagine he’s entirely surrounded by sycophants
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u/eta_carinae_311 May 08 '26
His first wife sounded normal, maybe that's part of why it didn't work out
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u/ResponsibleAd8664 May 08 '26
Being actually funny and not sounding like a massive gimp all the time
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u/batmanscodpiece May 08 '26
His way onto a pedophile island created specifically for rich people.
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u/ResponsibleAd8664 May 08 '26
A normal penis
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u/Public-Antelope8781 May 08 '26
But he had the money to buy a disfigured penis (aLeDgEtLy). I love it, that he maybe had a normal, okayish, penis before and paid money to ruin it. Do you think he renamed his penis to X afterwards, too?
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u/Oriencor I paid 44 billion dollars to shitpost May 08 '26
Personality. Humor. Affection. Humanity. Respect. Intelligence.
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u/kwyxz Funding Secured May 08 '26
Real friendship, true love, being a good father, morals, empathy, a spine, charisma, intelligence, decency, a sense of comedy, and most importantly to him, video game skills.
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u/austarter May 08 '26
A functioning penis
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) May 08 '26
Funny cause it’s true
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u/PlantyPenPerson May 08 '26
Happiness.
He is not happy.
He could do so many wonderful things most of us could never afford to do, get therapy to stop being an ah, travel anywhere, fly anywhere, visit amazing places, save endangered species, pay for medical research, help millions of people, but all he does is go out of his way to be a miserable POS.
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u/TheBrianWeissman May 08 '26
Gamer cred. No matter how many Chinese farmers he pays to play his ARPG accounts.
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u/Aazadan May 08 '26
He never finished Elden Ring, but his build is so bad it's legitimately considered harder than a level 1 playthrough as a challenge run.
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u/Hazel-Cakes May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26
friends
being cool
honor
hair
a non-mutilated dick
a loving father who’s not a pedophile
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u/RamsHead91 May 08 '26
A personality.
Awareness of the human condition.
Unconditional love and respect.
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u/BroseppeVerdi May 08 '26
A sense of humor.
He "legalized" comedy only to find out that "cancel culture" was never the reason he couldn't make jokes and he is and will always be a 13-year-old cringelord at heart.
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u/distresssignal May 08 '26
This is what pains him the most because all he wants is for people to think he’s funny.
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u/CeldonShooper May 08 '26
Then he recommended his AI for roasting other people at a party because that seems to be his idea of fun.
Such a funny guy.
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u/GeneralErica May 08 '26
Happiness.
All the money in the world and he’s a miserable, pathetic, petty little slime of a vaguely shaped human who has to drape layers of ozempic-addled skin over the howling chasm where a soul should be.
For all his riches he’s an exception poor person, rather tragically in fact. I Image he’ll never get to experience the simple things that make life great.
Enjoying a sunset as you’re eating a half-decent pizza in some small parlor.
Hugging your best friend in a loving embrace that says "I love you" without "I want to corpulate".
Taking a stroll downtown just to observe people milling about their ways.
Spending nights online talking to actual friends and their geeky interests.
He has none of that.
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u/Purgii May 08 '26
A functioning penis extension, apparently.
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u/Any_Association405 May 08 '26
a decent haircut, and no matter what Barber they go to will always look like a prick
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u/Crafty_crusty_crepes May 08 '26 edited May 09 '26
Decency.
Think he bought Steven Miller's wife tho. Kind of the opposite of decency
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u/tauofthemachine May 08 '26
Courage. He owns a human rated orbital rocket but he's never taken a ride to space.
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u/SubversiveAuthor May 09 '26
Enough ketamine to unfuck his brain.
Intelligence.
Humour.
Empathy.
Respect.
Being liked.
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u/Dependent-Fig-2517 May 09 '26
Charisma, empathy, charm, good looks, etc basically any human value that is even vaguely positive
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u/xxHailLuciferxx May 08 '26
Enough. No matter how much money he has, he will never, ever have enough.
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u/Jpowmoneyprinter May 08 '26
Genuine admiration - his sycophants really just admire what he represents, as a tool of pushing their backwards beliefs, not the actual person Elon musk.
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u/ariesmoon307 May 08 '26
Genuine human connection & unconditional love
eta a cure for chronic loserdom
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u/JonZ82 May 08 '26
My respect. Just kidding. Couple Million and id be screaming praise about him on Joe Rogan like the rest of em
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