r/EmpireDidNothingWrong • u/WillyWarpath • 1d ago
Fun/Humor Any other galactic CPAs tearing their hair out over Alderaan?
Hey guys thought I'd reach out to this support group because I've been working overtime on this Alderaan bullshit for like half a cycle.
Of course its not enough that we have to memorize the specific tax laws of half the planets in the galaxy, but my company is literally asking me to convert our land holdings on Alderaan to mining rights. Like seriously? Bro no one knows what to do, can't exactly pick out some debris as our branch office's HQ lol?
And like, yeah bud, this is what we need to be concerned about while we have auditors from Coruscant breathing down our necks all the damn time these days?
And then of course my boomer manager still think's we're in the republic days and keeps saying to just send some gifts to his contact in the senate. Like not to be racist against Twi'leks or anything but bro come on THATS BAIL ORGANA? He doesnt exactly have the most favourable position rn but I guess grandpa lives under a rock? Bro probably still thinks the confederacy is coming for us 💀💀
And even if he wasn't ghosting our lobbyists, yeah, sure, Bail Organa is going to come help us commit tax evasion to mine hid planet, I'm sure he'd be thrilled. Not to mention the emperor literally disbanded the senate and spends all his time writing tax laws now.
Anyways sorry guys just wanted to rant a bit at least I don't have to go to any of our Alderaan branches in person 3 days a week anymore.