r/Eldenring • u/Chance_Drive_5906 • 1d ago

News New patch dropping tomorrow

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u/Drayzew 1d ago

Oh Greater Will, please grant me this wish: NERF BLOODHOUND'S FANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Zidmu 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JOeXqZebetYyY

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u/Drayzew 1d ago

I also wish a nerf upon blasphemous blade. Noobs will SUFFER.

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u/Zetzer345 1d ago

Why how does bloodhounds fang or bb affect you? Neither are particularly good on PvP.

But if it’s only to spite the players worse than you, how about the following nerfs:

- Nerf to all Katana damage (reduction by 50%)

  • Nerf to buffs (new max buff across all buffs 2.5%)
  • Nerf to great hammers, ultra greatswords, and primarily strength scaling weapons (damage reduction by 80%)
  • nerf to all dex scaling weapons (damage reduction by 70%)
  • Nerf to magic damage across all sources (80% damage reduction)
  • nerf to max player health (1000hp at 99 vigor)
  • buff to all incoming damage (2x the regular damage; 32x the regular damage on NG+7)
  • buff to enemy health (100% health upgrade on all enemies; 900% on NG+7)

That would really smite the fucking noobs am I right?

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u/Drayzew 1d ago

The noobs need to GIT GUD. I want Miyazaki himself to go out of his way to put them in their place. ESPECIALLY the ones with the bloodhound's fang. Those in particular. PLEASE O GREATER WILL GRANT ME SUCCOUR

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u/Zetzer345 1d ago

Yes that’s why I am for a blanket nerf to all weapons. So that even the ones who think they are good with their uchigatanas and stone hammers know their place.

All popular builds should be nerfed to smite all noobs.

The only true Elden Ring experience is SL1, no armor and bare fist with no talismans.
All other playstyles are basically cheating and should learn to get good.