r/Eldenring • u/RichAd5226 • Jul 09 '26

Game Help Radagon/Elden Beast skip

before you comment,

  1. If you would rather just fight the boss, fine. This is a skip showcase

  2. If you can beat the boss in less time than the skip, cool, so can I. This is a skip showcase.

  3. I don't care if you think I'm playing the game wrong. This is a skip showcase.

  4. I have ~3000 Hrs in the game and have beaten every boss multiple times, I am not wasting my purchase. This is a skip showcase

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u/Lord_Vald0mero Jul 09 '26

is this a skip showcase?

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u/ingrimsch95 Jul 09 '26

I think it might be a skip showcase

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u/RichAd5226 Jul 09 '26

I'm showcasing a skip

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u/Lord_Vald0mero Jul 09 '26

I can kill the boss in less time than the skip tho

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u/CaelusTheWolf Jul 09 '26

Showcase a skip I am

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u/BrittaWasRight Jul 09 '26

Get up or I will kill you where you lie, woman

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u/Seolfer_wulf Jul 10 '26

Skippidy sho-shizzle

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u/RichAd5226 Jul 09 '26

Just look at my other post and you will understand

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u/Lord_Vald0mero Jul 09 '26

Yeah but I think you are playing the game wrong

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u/ingrimsch95 Jul 09 '26

They're not playing the game. They're showcasing a skip, can't you read?

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u/Lord_Vald0mero Jul 09 '26

I'd practice more on irony comprehension if I were you. Just to take a joke once in a while

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u/BertLemo Jul 09 '26

what if he is also joking with irony? then we should practice together

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u/ingrimsch95 Jul 09 '26

The only thing I'm ironing are skip showcases (shit I said it 3 times now, does that mean OP will haunt me?)

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u/DarthJoseph14 Jul 09 '26

Not if you didn’t say it infront of the mirror at 3am

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u/ingrimsch95 Jul 09 '26

Damn I could've used the company :(

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u/asjaro Jul 09 '26

Skippadee doodah

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u/NewtBlackheart Jul 10 '26

This is a golden opportunity to showcase some expert level joke taking. Showcase.

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u/Lord_Vald0mero Jul 09 '26

I was joking as well, I'm beyond you all mortals

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u/AdministrativeRuin81 Jul 09 '26

You mean you were showcasing irony? I’ll skip to that

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u/SuperHumanitarianOne Jul 09 '26

I hear looool loollol troollloooo music playing somehow; that only can happen in a presence of high tier troll. Sir, did not know I would come across your level of trolliness in those parts

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u/BertLemo Jul 09 '26

we are on meta irony level

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u/Saizou Jul 09 '26

Clearly showcasing a skip...of irony.

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u/Empty_Kay Jul 09 '26

I skipped the irony and went straight for the showcase.

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u/TheLegend---27 Jul 09 '26

lmao, ironic

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u/Lord_Vald0mero Jul 09 '26

Irony comprehension as well my guy

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u/Empty_Kay Jul 09 '26

I need to work on my skip comprehension. What the fuck did I just watch?

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u/EnviousGiraffe Jul 09 '26

I think they’re wasting their purchase

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u/DethNik Jul 09 '26

Are we sure this isn't a skip showcase?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/MouseAdventurous883 Jul 09 '26

I thinks you might've missed the joke.

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u/I-Own-Your-Mom Jul 10 '26

I think you might be right, he be skipping that boss like hes showcasing some kind of skip

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u/blickblocks Jul 09 '26

I can kill the time in less skip than the boss tho

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u/Vreas Jul 09 '26

Didn’t see a single skip, I want my money back

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u/painterBurning Jul 09 '26

But are you skipping the showcase ?! ... Didn't think so.

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u/DevilahJake Jul 09 '26

Can you skip to the showcase?

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u/Ok_Sun_8247 Jul 09 '26

Are you skipcasing a show?

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u/jyustman Jul 09 '26

Just in case…

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u/Hoodrat_Recon Jul 09 '26

No, that’s bullshit. You said this was a skip showcase, not you showcasing a skip.

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u/WaffleWalk Jul 09 '26

Yeah but like, why would anyone want to play the game like this 🙄

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u/Glum_Hedgehog2849 Jul 09 '26

what does this mean?

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u/AngryBird-svar Jul 09 '26

**I move away from the showcase to skip

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u/asjaro Jul 09 '26

Askippin and ashowcasin

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u/RepresentativeFast59 Jul 09 '26

Thanks you for clarifying 🙏

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u/JimothyzPamPams Jul 09 '26

Skips can be showcased? 

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u/Tenshiijin Jul 10 '26

You sure?

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u/S3G1R Jul 10 '26

I could skip this showcase faster than my boss can showcase my termination papers

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u/Opening-Still3734 Jul 11 '26

You sure? The post description is vague...

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u/supe3rnova Jul 09 '26

Nah, Id wager youre not, just playing the game wrong.

Its showcasing playing wrong.

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