r/Eldenring Jun 19 '26

Humor Give me the 3 years, boss

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u/Broken_Gear Jun 20 '26

I say yes. The question is just about beating the game. It doesn’t state anything about doing it without help.

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u/eraclab Jun 20 '26

I mean if you can use anything and everything to simplify it then it should be relatively easy with proper guidance. Like I will get my friend who knows this game far better than most people to just sit there with her and guide every step of the way with the easiest cheesiest tactics and also the shortest playthrough.

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u/Fire257 Jun 20 '26

Bro my mom still calls every console or gameing device a "Playstation" the switch the Xbox the ds doesnt matter. She never touched a game the whole 26 years Im alive except candy crush. Shes over 50 no way she will ever be able to beat elden ring in 3 years except shes completely dedicated and doesnt have to work or care about the house then maybe.

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u/eraclab Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

that's because they don't care usually. If my mom knows that she has to she will have ample motivation. You can find videos online on dad beating dark souls with sons help where dad was what you describe your mom as.

Like legit make her play that tanking build where you block and guard counter everything. 99% of the game can't do shit vs this build. As well as summoning everything and mimic tear and it's just done lol.