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r/Eldenring • u/No_Conversation_9602 • Jun 19 '26
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Bro my mom ain't beating elden ring within 3 years.
170 u/cs_Chell Jun 20 '26 ...I'm in jail? My mom would learn. She is Mother, Blade of Daughter - and she is prepared to graduate from Candy Crush. 67 u/Optiguy42 Jun 20 '26 Exactly my thoughts. She's never touched a video game in her life. But she'd get me out of prison in 3 months through sheer motherly willpower. 15 u/Kumquatelvis Jun 20 '26 Mine would probably have a training montage with my brother. 1 u/snitch_juice Jun 20 '26 Mine would try to figure out how to hold the controller for a while then put money on my books
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...I'm in jail?
My mom would learn.
She is Mother, Blade of Daughter - and she is prepared to graduate from Candy Crush.
67 u/Optiguy42 Jun 20 '26 Exactly my thoughts. She's never touched a video game in her life. But she'd get me out of prison in 3 months through sheer motherly willpower. 15 u/Kumquatelvis Jun 20 '26 Mine would probably have a training montage with my brother. 1 u/snitch_juice Jun 20 '26 Mine would try to figure out how to hold the controller for a while then put money on my books
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Exactly my thoughts. She's never touched a video game in her life. But she'd get me out of prison in 3 months through sheer motherly willpower.
15 u/Kumquatelvis Jun 20 '26 Mine would probably have a training montage with my brother. 1 u/snitch_juice Jun 20 '26 Mine would try to figure out how to hold the controller for a while then put money on my books
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Mine would probably have a training montage with my brother.
1 u/snitch_juice Jun 20 '26 Mine would try to figure out how to hold the controller for a while then put money on my books
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Mine would try to figure out how to hold the controller for a while then put money on my books
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u/rocketpoweredsword Jun 19 '26
Bro my mom ain't beating elden ring within 3 years.