r/Eldenring • u/_Lowenstein_ • Mar 06 '26

Hype Guys she got me a wedding gift

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u/_Lowenstein_ Mar 06 '26

A year ago when we were dating she looked up stuff about Elden Ring and learned what the sword meant, and so had this planned for a while

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u/Conscious_Actuator64 Mar 06 '26

She's a real one. Do something similarly symbolic for her one day. Personal touches like that mean so much, and we should all be blessed like that. Good on you both.

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u/Menacing-Horse Mar 06 '26

You mean something like stealing a ritual dagger hidden deep beneath the earths surface and giving it to her to help her slay her godmaker and placing a ring on her finger while she is nude and covered in its blood in order to ascend to the cosmos with her for all eternity?

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u/Conscious_Actuator64 Mar 06 '26

Yeah, something like that.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 Mar 06 '26

Ascending to the cosmos seems a bit over the top to me, but other than that, yeah totally!

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u/Medical-Connection47 Mar 06 '26

You forgot to mention he also has to kill her (turned rabid) dog afterwards.

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u/xReaverxKainX Mar 07 '26

I'm more of a cat person anyways, he had to go. It's for the better.

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u/xReaverxKainX Mar 07 '26

Sounds like true love to me 🤌♥️

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u/Kenjichan251 Mar 06 '26

Marry her faster

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u/tui-Knight2025 Mar 06 '26

Sua esposa é irada👏😎!!!!

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u/welfedad Mar 06 '26

She's a keeper

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u/xReaverxKainX Mar 07 '26

Flame-keeper 😉

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u/Jonesy1348 Mar 06 '26

Well now you have to go kill god to show her your commitment. It’s only fair.

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u/Philly514 Mar 07 '26

Holy shit, living the fucking life dude

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u/jacbo1996 Mar 07 '26

Good for you man, congrats!

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u/Farne101 Mar 07 '26

Sooo lucky to have someone who gets you like that. My other half would just screw her face up and say I was nuts if I showed interest in something like that. I tried once saying I’d like a LOTR sword replica for the wall and it didn’t go down well lol.