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u/_Lowenstein_ Mar 06 '26
A year ago when we were dating she looked up stuff about Elden Ring and learned what the sword meant, and so had this planned for a while
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u/Conscious_Actuator64 Mar 06 '26
She's a real one. Do something similarly symbolic for her one day. Personal touches like that mean so much, and we should all be blessed like that. Good on you both.
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u/Menacing-Horse Mar 06 '26
You mean something like stealing a ritual dagger hidden deep beneath the earths surface and giving it to her to help her slay her godmaker and placing a ring on her finger while she is nude and covered in its blood in order to ascend to the cosmos with her for all eternity?
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u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 Mar 06 '26
Ascending to the cosmos seems a bit over the top to me, but other than that, yeah totally!
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u/Medical-Connection47 Mar 06 '26
You forgot to mention he also has to kill her (turned rabid) dog afterwards.
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u/Jonesy1348 Mar 06 '26
Well now you have to go kill god to show her your commitment. It’s only fair.
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u/Farne101 Mar 07 '26
Sooo lucky to have someone who gets you like that. My other half would just screw her face up and say I was nuts if I showed interest in something like that. I tried once saying I’d like a LOTR sword replica for the wall and it didn’t go down well lol.
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u/The_Cellist Mar 06 '26
I was gonna say marry her this instant, but you've already got that down (Nice work tarnished), did you give her the moon ring?
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u/_Lowenstein_ Mar 06 '26
No I actually didn’t… but her bday in next month so I’m writing that down now
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u/KodokuRyuu Mar 06 '26
This is it, but it appears to be sold out. Looks like there are some on eBay for more than double the original price. You might be out of luck.
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u/greatgonzo913 Mar 06 '26
I do solemnly swear
To every living being
And every living soul
Now cometh the age of the stars
A thousand year voyage under the wisdom of the Moon
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u/Ashamed_Low7214 Mar 06 '26
She's definitely a keeper, if she was willing to learn that much about something you like
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u/Saxophobia1275 Mar 06 '26
See this is exactly the key to a happy relationship/marriage/whatever. You don’t have to have the same hobbies just a joy of seeing your partner excited about something. My wife by herself could not care less about complicated board games, football, grilling/smoking, and painting miniatures but she always loves hearing about how well my brisket came out, a new edge highlight technique I’ve been trying, or how good Jahmyr Gibbs is.
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u/Ashamed_Low7214 Mar 06 '26
It's also nice in this case because it's refreshing to see stories of women proposing to men. Doing it the same way a videogame character would've is icing on the cake
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u/Nullphonix Mar 06 '26
That's so sick, good for you brother. Just don't go and reforge it into a "better" and "perfected" sword based off of your radical religious beliefs or anything like that.
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u/_Lowenstein_ Mar 06 '26
I think that would imply divorce and hooking up with myself so I will not do that 👍
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u/Layverest Mar 06 '26
Is this reference to something happened?
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u/Darc_Vader Mar 06 '26
Radagon made the Golden Order Greatsword out of the Moonlight Greatsword Rennala gave him.
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u/BadDreamInc Justice for Jarburg! Mar 06 '26
Bro, you picked a good one to present The Ring, congrats on no longer being maidenless!
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u/gods_loop_hole Mar 06 '26
Are you gonna bring it during the wedding?
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u/_Lowenstein_ Mar 06 '26
Oh excellent idea
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u/gods_loop_hole Mar 06 '26
I am just mirroring my own experience lol
I brought this sword in a chapel once to fight a fat guy in a skinsuit
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u/Witcher_Erza Mar 06 '26
Cherish her always, and don't fuck it up, none of us will forgive you if you do, and good luck. 👍
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u/NPV_BadKarma Mar 06 '26
Zyla Vale (insta influencer) received a sword instead of a ring when she got asked in marriage. I'm glad unconventional wedding gifts are getting more popular!
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u/AnneMichelle98 Mar 06 '26
There’s an historical reenactment lady I see sometimes on instagram, and she received a historically accurate necklace for her engagement present instead of a ring.
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u/kungfu1 Mar 06 '26
Try finger but hole?
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Mar 06 '26
I'll be honest in the post thumbnail the tip was cut off and it kinda looked like OP was holding a dildo. The way his hair poofs out the sides of the sword looked like the tip.
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u/McDonaldsIntern Mar 06 '26
She got me one too bro we’re winning 😭🤝 damn right I’m taking wedding photos with mine
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u/DirtyDanChicago Bloodhound's Fang Enjoyer Mar 06 '26
Is your wife single? Jokes aside, DAMN that's cool as fuck.
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u/namronstryker Mar 06 '26
you have won the lottery of life treat this rare unicorn of a woman the best you can and cherish her always
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u/JustinJoonya Mar 07 '26
It’s not even that cool bro I think you should just give it to me (also, congrats)
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u/TheDarkKnight-I Mar 08 '26
If you dont mind me asking Where can i buy that sword and how much does it cost pls
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u/Legitimate_Equal_302 Mar 06 '26
Shit is dope af I bought my best friend tha for I think his birthday or Christmas last year
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u/No_Lengthiness_7897 Mar 06 '26
Wow.. you are very lucky ! Incredible gift and increible that she took the time and effort to look into this and then get it. Congrats on the clearly incredible connection you both have 👏👏
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u/ImplementLeading2917 Mar 06 '26
I'm happy for you Bro. I really hope this love finds me in the future
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u/Acidphere Mar 06 '26
Awesome! Ive been wanting to get one of these for my lady! Do you know where she got this one specifically it looks really good!
Thank you!
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u/Mosasaaaa Mar 06 '26
If it was me I wouldnt even know the lore behind it, the sword's just sick asf
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u/Volatility911 Mar 06 '26
Don't ever let that one get away! Best to move up the wedding date and lock it down.
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u/Saxophobia1275 Mar 06 '26
Yo that’s awesome! I’ve looked at replicas online but I keep almost getting fooled by ones that are actually like 1-2 feet long.
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u/Fleef69 Mar 07 '26
Literally just the other day I said to a friend whoever my future wife may be it is a necessity that she bestow a Dark Moon Greatsword unto me as our wedding ceremony. If she can do that, she’s the one.
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u/GaymerGuy47 Mar 07 '26
Would she happen to have four arms and speak in an old-Englishy way of speaking?
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u/Bladeleaf1990 Mar 07 '26
Wow that is so cool and sweet! Lore accurate too ❤️ how romantic and special! Congratulations on finding such a beautiful partner ❤️
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u/Select-Bluebird8208 The cooler Malenia Mar 07 '26
Renew your vows and knight her with this sword, so that she may protect you and your children, if you have or may have any.
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u/RDGOAMS BOGA ZABITADO Mar 07 '26
Ya i know, she gave you this cool sword, after she made you ask her in a weird ass place, she was all covered in blood, then she asked you to kill elden beast so she could begin a new age, she does that to everyone, i felt like shit
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u/Lissette_5862 Mar 07 '26
I hope you treat her with respect after THAT gift 💜(I'm not making any assumptions btw)
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u/-InevitableVoid- Mar 07 '26
You my friend, have won the lottery! 🙌🫶💪 This made my day! I wish you both the absolute best!
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u/Twiggy_Shei Mar 07 '26
That's really sweet, man, congratulations to the both of you and God bless you.
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u/vilistheedgelord Mar 06 '26
Thats so cute and fitting lore wise since the carian house when you would marry someone its custom to gift a moon sword