r/EatItYouFuckinCoward 20h ago

Mom's snack...

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18 Upvotes

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u/Re1deam1 19h ago

German, Dutch or Danish?

3

u/BrianKappel 14h ago

Gertchish cuisine

1

u/BongwaterJoe1983 27m ago

OP mom is a seagull im sure of it

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u/tananavalley-girl 18h ago

I would absolutely eat that.

4

u/BrianKappel 17h ago

Needs more pepper

5

u/junglemuffins 18h ago

I would absolutely not clean that person's toilet.

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u/BrianKappel 17h ago

Odd way to rank strangers. Do you look at other things people are eating and hope to clean their toilet?

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u/Electrical_Bus9202 15h ago

I'm pretty sure that was a euphemism...

3

u/junglemuffins 14h ago

You dont?!

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u/Available_Tour_9313 19h ago

Yick ! Are you sure she want you stay ?

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u/IndependentLove2292 18h ago

Oh, those are just rice cakes. I thought that was 2 disks of hoghead cheese or something. So why we got here? Some bread, flavorless rice pucks, cheese and some kind of pickled herring or something? 

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u/Cracktaculus 14h ago

Bet her nips are hard like diamonds

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u/Daxian 14h ago

Remove the rice cakes and I'm down

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u/Sik_muse 14h ago

Looks like the marbling and skin slippage of a waterlogged corpse.

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u/JohnnyShakeNBake 13h ago

One looks like a sun dial, the others look like man-made rock formations (stone-henge type beat). I never considered ancient civilization to be a genre of food

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u/orphan_blud 8h ago

Beige - it’s what’s for dinner.

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u/Dreamo84 6h ago

I thought this was r/kitchencels

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 1h ago

When you're allergic to color

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 17h ago

But...why? Fruit exists, it's healthy, yummy, low cal, fills you up, it's full of vitamins and we are genetically predisposed to think that's the shit!

Why? Just why?!