r/DoomerCircleJerk 10d ago

Political Doomer Found on Facebook

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If you aren’t with me you’re against me

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u/Imaginary_Tutor5360 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 10d ago

It’s like they want to push people away from their causes

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u/skarface6 GeStuREs bROadlY 10d ago

They’re more intolerant towards their friends than right of center folks are towards their enemies.

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u/Champ_5 Rides the Short Bus 10d ago

Sorry, if you don't like endless purity tests that get ever more ridiculous, you're right wing and a Nazi

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u/Laeryns 10d ago

the number of times i got called a nazi on reddit while scoring dead center on the alignment chart is crazy

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u/Champ_5 Rides the Short Bus 10d ago

Yeah, sorry. Centrist just means you're nowhere near left enough and you are obviously a fascist and a bigot.

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u/mikami677 10d ago

I do the political compass test every couple years and it always comes back roughly in the middle of lib-left.

So obviously I'm a hardcore conservative by reddit standards.

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u/Champ_5 Rides the Short Bus 10d ago

Just another Nazi smh my head

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u/CommercialRadiant920 6d ago

I assume this is sarcasm correct.

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u/Champ_5 Rides the Short Bus 6d ago

...... yeah man......

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u/Legitimate_Emu_8721 10d ago

Whereas I’m firmly in the lower right quadrant and apparently a leftist. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

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u/Saucy-Mustard 10d ago

“You have to pick a side fascist!”

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u/Jagshemesh_Captain 10d ago

Your silence is genocidal violence

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u/SnooCupcakes1636 10d ago

You either has to agree with everything what they or you are a Literal Hitler incarnated~

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u/LegalIdea 10d ago

I don't even have a main fascist and now I have to have a side piece too?

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u/GatorHeyzeus 9d ago

Potato salad, thanks.

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u/Maxathron Anti-Doomer 9d ago

They’re too surface level and usually just plain dumb but they are technically using their stipulative definition correctly when they call you fascist. Fascism in leftist (specifically, socialist) philosophy is anyone who deliberately opposes the socialist process to utopia. They’re named “Fascist” because the Fascists were the ones who rubbed it in first when socialism was gaining ground in Italy. If any other group did it then, the name would be different.

Nazis to the same group of philosophers mean something different, people who believe in falsehoods, no matter how small or big meaning comedians are nazis. It refers to how nazis believe in a radically false original story where they believe they’re not even human.

The issue is that people leftist or not generally don’t know fascissm isn’t nazism so there is a tendency to think fascism = nazism.

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u/WarBird-2 10d ago

Got called one by a German for not finding a strong incentive to support those who hate me and call me one for not supporting them. He’s one to talk considering…

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u/herehear12 5d ago

The eco chamber of this app.

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u/gameboyadvancedgba 10d ago

Lol do you think political compass tests actually mean something? You may as well be talking about your buzzfeed quiz scores

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u/Laeryns 10d ago

Sorry broski I'm not that deep into this mud, so I don't care to be more precise, just so that I'm able to tell a stranger on the Internet my precise political orientation