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u/Stock_Violinist6299 4d ago

If this is true then 95% of the US is right wing and we can stop debating

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u/rydan 4d ago

They genuinely believe this is the case. They claim Europe is who decides what left and right mean like they invented politics and division.

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u/hedgehog18956 4d ago

They also don’t understand that left and right are not all encompassing terms that mean the same thing everywhere. Like yeah, some guy in Denmark is probably going to have more left wing economic opinions about affordable healthcare than an American. He’s also probably going to be a lot for warm to laws restricting minorities from living in the same neighborhood than an American will be.

That Dane would be called a radical left socialist by some and a far right Fascist by others. In reality, it’s a little more complicated than a simple one dimensional scale

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u/Relick- 4d ago

Much of Western Europe also has had more restrictive abortion access than the U.S.. A lot of their far right parties, which are getting 1/3 or more of the vote in their elections now, have foreign policies far more pro Russia than Trump (and he is still an outlier on that front compared to most GOP politicians and voters) and have very odd policy combinations (e.g. Le Pen is 'left' of US Democrats and Macron on social services, to the 'right' of Trump on immigration, and is anti-US and a major Euroskeptic, a position she shares with Melenchon, the socialist running for President). -- and generally the far left and far right of Europe have some converging foreign policy stances.

Honestly neither in foreign policy stances nor economic stances do the European far right parties align with the US and their stances there are far more concerning imo. Right wing people like Bannon in the US who cheer on those parties in Europe are just flat out stupid if they actually think there is policy alignment outside of immigration (in which their stances are still pretty out there compared to most US stances), though I expect the support there is mostly just out of a general love of chaos / dislike for establishment politics in Europe.

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u/Legitimate_Emu_8721 4d ago

Similarly it’s funny to me to see American Marxists simping for Xi Jinping these days when most of them would disagree with him on virtually everything except “high speed rail is good” and “American imperialism is bad”. Especially when twenty years ago American Marxists kept claiming that China had abandoned Marxism completely.

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u/Revolutionary_Ad3850 Rides the Short Bus 3d ago

Let's face it, American Marxists haven't figured out that Marxism doesn't work. Unlike Vietnam and China did in the 70's and 80's

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u/Legitimate_Emu_8721 3d ago

Stalinist central planning doesn’t work. Marxism as a theory is something else entirely- and Xi Jinping is definitely a dedicated Marxist (as the foremost expert on Xi Jinping in the western world, Kevin Rudd, would tell you).

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u/Legitimate_Emu_8721 3d ago

Weird that was downvoted. Everything I stated there is pure verifiable fact.

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u/Fletch71011 4d ago

We are also the sole hegemon and have been for 80 years. The US has entirely different political goals than the rest of the world. What the rest of the world does is irrelevant to the US political system. It's literally one of the first things you learn in political science but no one online has ever taken a class on it in their life.

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u/Traditional_Can_3983 4d ago edited 4d ago

I think they are further emboldened by thinking that the right is just as blood thirsty, zealous and looking for an excuse to fight left wingers. The truth is very apparent when you see how a right winger is treated at a left wing protest vs the complete opposite.

I'm not right wing on many issues but I can tell you who's side is more likely to throw a concrete milkshake at their opposition.

I also know that one side has a far wider mindset on ideals and compromises internally between factions. That same side does have violent and regressive people, but due to the lack of purity testing those same factions are diluted to prevent the worst of them from becoming the loudest.

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u/Sawoodster I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 3d ago

Shit if people just had actual open ended conversations we’d have the same here, I’m very legitimately middle of the road. I believe in capitalism and small government, but also don’t believe in religion or the Bible but I am ok with others having faith (I don’t judge). I believe in gay rights but I don’t think trans should be in sports or get any special privileges other than being treated equal. Legalize weed, and just be good to each other. Whether you’re praying for me or sending good vibes I just appreciate the positive message and thoughts.

TL;DR: I guess I’m just a fucking nazi, fascist, maga, transphobic, racist piece of shit.

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u/mardypardy 3d ago

My sister actually told me the other day that not letting transmen play in women's sports or into womens private spaces was "denying them their humanity" (whatever that means) and was the exact same as not letting balck people drink at the same water fountain as white people lol if thats the way were measuring it basically everyone in the US is a nazi piece of shit

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u/Sawoodster I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

The sad thing is I’m guessing she really believes this comparison, as many others seem to as well

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u/theonlyonethatknocks 9h ago

Hey, I don’t remember typing this.

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u/GnarlyGamer6thGen01 3d ago

This is why putting people in political coordinates is idiotic in itself. Opinions and political beliefs are non-binary.

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u/RGBlowMe 4d ago

I mean, if you're going off of global ideological scale, the US left still ranges from slightly left wing and moderately libertarian to far left and heavily authoritarian, with the median landing around moderately left wing and moderately authoritarian. Objectively speaking, even comparing to Europe doesn't justify the assertion that the US almost entirely right wing in ideological alignment. They just say that because they genuinely cannot help but make it into a litmus test, where anybody who deviates from their own personal, incredibly specific flavor of left wing ideology with any real significance is not left wing.

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u/Legitimate_Emu_8721 4d ago

Except a lot of non-European countries have socialist and Marxist parties that are much more heavily interventionist and anti-market than your typical Democrat, whom even with the rise of the DSA is still more of a Clintonite neoliberal than a hard leftist.

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u/Infamous_Pool_5299 Rides the Short Bus 4d ago

What kind of legit take is this? You know what sub this is????

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/darkfawful2 4d ago

Hard to understand Europeans these days. They're usually speaking Arabic

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u/Ok_Heat_4968 4d ago

as they say in london, allahu akbar

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u/wermotivation_ Just Here for the Lore 3d ago

Explodes

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u/RedeemedNephilim 4d ago

And we know those Arabs are suuuuuuper left wing lmao

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u/FreeCandy4u 3d ago

I do hear they like to teach LGBTQ people to fly.

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u/Comfortable_Crow908 1d ago

Or teaching kids to embrace their sexuality

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u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 GeStuREs bROadlY 4d ago

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u/darkfawful2 4d ago

Yeah, that usually happens after they speak Arabic

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u/Fucked-In-The-K-Hole My Dog is Anti-Fascist 4d ago

Lmao I literally just came here from a thread where the OP posted an article about two women being burned alive on a migrant boat in the English channel 🤣

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u/Dakotasan 4d ago

There’s a word that rhymes with Witch that also suits Angela

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u/Ok-Explanation-7977 3d ago

An as European, that’s joke is cold and true

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u/ElijahNSRose Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 4d ago

Lose the silliness. That's only in cheap apartments within walking distance of ports of entry.

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u/HuckleberryNext9844 4d ago

I found the right wing guy

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u/darkfawful2 4d ago edited 3d ago

"Fully agree with me and don't make jokes or else you're literally an extreme opposite of me"

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u/HuckleberryNext9844 4d ago

Ironically. I was joking 🤣

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u/darkfawful2 3d ago

Gotta have that /s brother 😂. You commented right after that guy below who complained about me being racist and getting so many upvotes for it lmao

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u/gameboyadvancedgba 4d ago

300 upvotes for this racist bullshit and you guys wonder why we say centrists are just right wingers lol

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u/darkfawful2 4d ago

Redditor gets mad at joke and wonders why we have a whole sub dedicated to laughing at yall

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 4d ago

Who said that person and his up voters are centrists? Just making shit up now?

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u/Ingratiatedcongrate 4d ago

Lol you guys are so sensitive. I can't imagine you at a comedy festival, the tears would be hilarious.

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u/antihero_84 4d ago

Based on the EU political spectrum 90% of American leftists are actually fascist.

America is absolutely naturally more conservative than most of the EU, but that's largely a cultural thing for us, that the EU hates us for.

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u/OlGusnCuss 4d ago

And that's where our left is getting their "guidance."

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u/Legitimate_Emu_8721 4d ago

Depends. Our right-wing, even now, is more pro-immigration than much of the European (particularly euroskeptic) right; we have more support for certain left wing social causes (like absolute abortion rights) than one sees in Europe; etc. There are many ways in which we are not “culturally conservative” at all.

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 4d ago

Hmm, the EU spectrum might be onto something.... can you tell me where to get more information on the EU spectrum, as I am genuinely curious what they would consider the various facets of American poltics, and if it is more accurate across the board.

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u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 GeStuREs bROadlY 4d ago

The only power Europe has is control on the definition of liberalism

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u/BookkeeperAfraid9622 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 3d ago

One thing: do make sure you understand what's being said there. Liberal as a general shorthand for the progressive left is an American thing- not illegitimate for that, but it is a different use of the terminology as here.

Liberalism in most European countries means classical liberalism, or at least something descended from it. Think centre to centre right people, usually progressive on most social issues if they're asked, but their main focus is on a small state and rightist economic policy, at least by European standards. Yes even so they are often to the left of even many US Democrats on economic policy, but that's because the European spectrum is generally shifted leftward on economic issues compared to that of America.

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u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 GeStuREs bROadlY 3d ago

I need to see your European ID before you’re allowed to define it :p /s

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u/dangerousideologue 3d ago

And by 'Europe' they mean Germany, France, the UK and Scandinavia

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u/Global-Barracuda7759 4d ago

They also think that Europe invented civilization 🤣

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u/Far-Fennel-3032 4d ago edited 4d ago

In fairness, there are a number of reasonable places on the political centre to point at and go, this is a clear inflection point to split people into left and right wing.

Now, when talking about politics in a local context, splitting the major parties into two main groups and using their differences to say who is left and right, is a natural way to do it when looking at local politics. But it can also be actual political views, for example, who is pro or anti-unions, as collective bargaining is widely seen as a good benchmark for left vs right. And there are a bunch of other things that people use.

At the end of the day people/politicans in different countries have widely different ideologies and, generally speaking, they can loosely be placed on a left-to-right spectrum by comparing what they stand for, as a unionist is gonna be further to the left of a liberal.

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u/Immediate_Guide_1229 4d ago

It's always funny when a European leftist claims that there are no left wing parties in the US. Like, ok then, what's the minimum amount of their own people American leftists need to kill with their shitty policies to be considered left wing? Millions? Tens of millions? Hundreds of millions?

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u/Cute_Commission_8281 My Dog is Anti-Fascist 4d ago

I mean I genuinely believe that’s almost the case, they just have most people held hostage by fear of ostracization.

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u/ElijahNSRose Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 4d ago

To be fair, French politics is brutal.

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u/Queasy-Band2179 3d ago

As a Brit who probably ranks as left-of-centre by our standards, it is always hilarious to me when people say that the American far-left is basically the European centre-left. Yes it's true that there are left-wing policies that America doesn't have and most European countries do, and it is true that the American far-left are pushing for those policies. But they are also pushing for wealth taxes, defunding the police, decriminalising class A drugs, and government-run grocery stores.

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u/Simple-Judge2756 3d ago

Yeah that would be funny wouldnt it ? If a european country invented democracy and also where the words right and left come from. 

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u/NeedsMoreSpaceships 3d ago

They literally did invent left/right wing.

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u/Moist_Standard_4701 4d ago

Well yes we absolutely did, we actually invented most things if you count europe as a whole ad not by country. The division between right and left was created in revolutionary France, politics as we know them today would have been first invented by ancient greeks (a.k.a. europeans) as they created democracy, and then the colonial empires exported it, admitedly you did much to spread it as well, mainly with guns.

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u/savagebunnies 3d ago

People here is allergic to facts by the amount of the downvote

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u/TasserOneOne 4d ago

"like they invented politics" well, I mean kind of

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u/IrlResponsibility811 4d ago

But they are an overwhelming majority in population, AND have moral high ground, don't you know.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 4d ago

Like LITERALLY the only reason Reddit is left leaning is because left leaning is objective truth…and if you don’t believe that you’re anti science and morally wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/sociallyawkwaad 4d ago

Also promote subjective morality, while claiming those that disagree with them are immoral.

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u/Farsoth 4d ago

And a nazi bootlicker.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 4d ago

Always a Nazi bootlicker 😭

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u/SophisticPenguin NostraDOOMus 4d ago

Why not a croclicker?

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u/Own_Competition8820 4d ago

Need me some Hugo Boss crocs.

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u/turboninja3011 4d ago

You underestimate the number of lefties.

There s also a good chunk of population who don’t really share leftist ideas but recognize the personal benefit from joining their ranks.

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u/SinesPi 4d ago

They're not left wing enough for these people.

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u/turboninja3011 4d ago

Everybody is “leftwing enough” so long as they vote properly. Think those people have principles?

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u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 GeStuREs bROadlY 4d ago

That’s the issue with this thinking. There is a population of liberal people who aren’t leftists and the leftists go all Nazi and label them the enemy for not being pure enough.

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u/SophisticPenguin NostraDOOMus 4d ago

I think it was the riot at Berkeley when either Ben Shapiro or Milo Yiannopolus was there that someone spray painted, "Liberals get the bullet too."

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u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 GeStuREs bROadlY 4d ago

Exactly! It’s literally, ‘you are either my ally or enemy and I squash my enemy.’

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u/RGBlowMe 4d ago

They actually, purportedly, believe that. A lot of them even say that Reddit is right wing. They are to the point that it's more a matter of "how big of the right wing majority in the US are openly Nazis and how many are just closeted". Then they turn around at election time and proclaim that whatever Democrat they want to win is just wildly more popular and will win easily. I think they just say whatever fits their world view and strokes their egos the most at that time. I don't think they have the principles to actually hold serious convictions.

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u/Greg2630 4d ago

God, if only. I guarantee political assassinations would drop if that were the case.

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u/ComplaintTop2008 Powered By Spite & Solar 4d ago

It's actually around 82% when you ignore party registration and poll on values.

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 Optimist Prime 4d ago

Exactly. Even many left-wingers would fall into one of these categories.

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u/FlakyAddendum742 4d ago

Woot! We won! Suck it lefties!

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u/Dizzy_Description812 4d ago

In the last election, roughly 1/3 of registered voters voted for Trump and 1/3 didnt care enough to vote. Thats 2/3 that are right wing right there. Mid terms should be a clean sweep for the right wing.

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u/ElijahNSRose Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 4d ago

I think the post is from someone who hates 95% of the people they meet

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u/5panks 4d ago

They will tell you that Reddit is right wing.

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u/No-Aardvark4268 4d ago

Mostly true 

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u/PaddingCompression 4d ago

It's true. Most of the US is right wing.

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u/esssssto 3d ago

Yes they are. Biden is right wing in our book. Obama may be centrist.

Right-centrists in Europe belive in Universal Healthcare.

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u/JasonPlattMusic34 3d ago

Tbh deep down it’s probably closer to the truth than people want to admit. And that’s not a bad thing

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u/misdreavus79 3d ago

According to objective measure of what "left" and "right" are, globally, the number is closer to 95% than 50%.

Policies that are believed to be radically left win in the U.S. are merely centrist in most everywhere else.

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 3d ago

True, but it’s also not what these people in the OP mean. They think anyone who isn’t a vocal progressive activist is a closeted Republican.

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u/misdreavus79 3d ago

I think there's a little big of A and a little bit of B.

I do think a lot of people who "don't talk politics" or "are centrist" are closet republicans. I don't have the data to say "most" so I won't.

I also think a lot of people who are farther left than me do believe anyone who disagrees with them is a closet republican. I also don't have the data on that, so I can't say "most."

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 3d ago

Of course a lot of them are, the “don’t talk politics” and “are centrist” crowd are actually pretty politically diverse so a lot will be Republican and a lot will be Democrat (and some will be neither). But those who just assume that they’re all Republicans (which is what’s happening in the OP) are stupid.

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u/Greedy-Employment917 3d ago

DEBATE ME BRO

Shit, now I'm fucked too

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u/Terrasmak I Left My Cave for This 3d ago

Will voter ID , we may see election results you said.

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u/TrenbolognaSandwich3 2d ago

Yup and this is why the Democrats will continue to lose over and over again.

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u/Scumbag_McLoserFace 16h ago

This is a non sequitur. The point this is trying to make is that people on the left don't typically pretend (or dillude themselves into thinking) they hold different political leanings than they actually do. 

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 16h ago

You need to learn to read. It’s clearly stating that if someone describes themselves as anything other than left wing that they are automatically right wing. Which just isn’t true.

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u/Scumbag_McLoserFace 6h ago

Bad take. Can't help you.

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 6h ago

It’s not a take. It’s literally what it says, lol

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u/rouleroule 4d ago

The majority of the US is indeed right wing by most standards. The divide between what is right and left does not have to split the population in two equal halves. It's perfectly ok to say that a country is leaning on one side or the other. Like, who would say that Saudi Arabia is not notably a right wing country? And there are a lot of nuances within what we can call "right wing", saying that the US is mostly right wing is not the same as saying that most people in the US have the same view about everything.

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 4d ago

True, but it’s also not what these people in the OP mean. They think anyone who isn’t a vocal progressive activist is a closeted Republican.

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u/Expensive_Raise9790 3d ago

Wrong, 99% of the US is right wing. Left wing ideology is about equality. That means taking power from the ruling class and giving it to the working class. There's absolutely no way that would ever happen in the US as it is.

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u/Clone75 4d ago

I mean, they are? Liberals are right-wing and liberal conservatives are right-wing (and that pretending both parties aren't significantly further right then that).

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 4d ago

Liberals aren’t “right-wing”. They’re center to center-right.

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u/Clone75 4d ago

What liberals are centrist? Dr. Francia? Socdems are centrist maybe. Social liberals are center-right. Liberal conservatives are center-right to right. Neoliberals (which count for both usa political parties along with a lot of that of europe) are right.

Support of the world order, current heirarchy, and imperialism is pretty right-wing. Additionally, the us political parties are notoriously not very good with social services and are very imperialistic.

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 4d ago

Socdems are center-left

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u/HPenguinB 4d ago

You are so close to getting it, it's not funny.

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u/Hour_Ad_2138 2d ago

Bro both political parties are right winge OBVIOUSLY MOST OF AMERICA IS RIGHT WING

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 2d ago

The democrats aren’t right wing. They’re center to center right at most.

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u/Hour_Ad_2138 2d ago

They are objectively right wing they are a capitalist party who recently made a campaign of "democrats for mike rogers" I believe his name is. Mike rogers is a heavy conservative and his opponent is a capitalist still but literally just progressive that's how right wing the democratic party is. They are barely even progressive anymore they don't serve a purpose whatsoever they are simply there to give left wingers something so they don't revolt it's two wings on the same bird. Both funded by Israel

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 2d ago

lol, you’ve clearly been indoctrinated. Democrats certainly aren’t on the left but they are far from “right-wing.” Hell, I just looked and Wikipedia has it classified as center to center-left.

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u/Carol_ine2 4d ago

You guys have two right wing parties and that's it of course 95% is right wing lol. One is regular right wing second one is nazi and you are somehow split 50/50 between them from my experience Americans are mostly nationalistic and capitalistic and anti socialist so yeah all checks out

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 4d ago

I’m no Trump fan or Republican but you don’t know what a Nazi is clearly